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Songwriter and Composer, finally have a published song!!! Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. https://www.johndaviesinfo.weebly.com If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it.
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OK. I admit it. I let the dogs out. Me. And I'm not even sorry.

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@kimimi.bsky.social

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Hey Musk and Trump, why don't you do something really useful, like testing out cryogenic chambers for a few million years?

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If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. *gets out of kitchen, turns thermostat down, goes back in kitchen* #humour #humoursky

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My wife said "You look like a million dollars!" I said "Thanks!" My wife continued "That's been accidentally put through a washing machine then set on fire!" #humour #humoursky

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Do you know where I stand on defence? On defence post near degate. #humour #humoursky

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Aristotle said "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts". But someone forgot to add in all the spaces between the parts, didn't they, Aristotle. #humour #humoursky

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Measles implies the existence of youasles. #humour #humoursky

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It's no use crying over spilt milk. Unless it's all over your brand new £3000 laptop. Then let rip. #humour #humoursky

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It's physically impossible to stand on your own two feet. #humour #humoursky

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I want to meet the guy responsible for putting the device in a piece of equipment that makes it fail three days out of guarantee. #humour #humoursky

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My dad could talk the hind legs off a donkey. Which is why he was banned from the petting zoo. #humour #humoursky

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Chewing gum, but for slugs.

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I'm in a dilemma. If I was given £10bn to become a flat earther or £10 to remain a glober, I can't decide what to spend the £10 on.

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I got on so well with the others at my first visit to the dolphin imitation society. We just clicked. #humour #humoursky

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Have The Proclaimers finished their sponsored walk yet? #humour #humoursky

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Broad daylight implies the existence of narrow daylight. #humour #humoursky

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You'd have thought I'd have learned by now. But where's the fun in that.

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I was brushing my teeth which made me wonder when did they get this hairy. #humour #humoursky

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They say video games cause violence. It's true. The number of screens I smashed trying to complete Manic Miner.... #humour #humoursky

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I love to drain an open wine bottle. Usually as soon as the cork comes out. #humour #humoursky

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