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Came to Rome to pay tribute to our patron saint.

Going to Italy Friday! Hit me up with your best bologna/modena/parma/ravenna etc recs plz! No car so public transport accessible.

I learned something today

Being a professor means having to take online trainings about protecting the privacy of my...wait for it...customers.

Happy 2/28/03 day to those who celebrate.

Remember when @phish.com wouldn't let arenas display ads before their shows?

We forced Al Franken to resign, but we’re going to support Andrew Cuomo for mayor. Somebody help me make this make sense. 🤦

A man in the bathroom just screeched “ugh the lighting is not flattering in here” so we’re already on 🔥

I made a thing.

Bet he loved tonight’s football game.

Wtf did I just hear the bird band on the super bowl?

Annual reminder that the greatest work of art ever made by human hands happened at the 1991 Super Bowl. youtu.be/ZTOt6CjYaHc?...

Me: Wow, a 24 minute first set empress of organos. My half asleep husband: sometimes there is god so quickly.

They said poetry was dead.

Me, except with updated mandatorysyllabi disclaimers.

During the Mexico crosseyed phish tease’s “we are the girls are geometry/rectangle girls of the world” from season 8 of rupauls drag race and if you understand this skeet we should talk

Holy shit the Mexico Wolfman's

Beyoncé is better than Taylor Swift <runs for cover>

this book. I haven’t slept in days (still got 150 p left no spoilers)

If anyone know the brah who calls for “Tomorrow’s Song” at 9:10 of Number Line, can you introduce us? livephi.sh/42R6dWj

Listen to the Grateful Dead

Ok but slow weekapaug slaps

I think it’s really unfair that phish always plays their best shows in Mexico

Was trying to figure out dropping "Give it Time" and not "Hot Love..." (such an earworm) as the first single and then discovered HLATLP isn't even on the new album? Weird!

One thing about the bird band is they know when to say the song’s name in the song (see: madhuvan, dripfield)

Just realized that I’m performing my one man show about queerness and Phish across the street from the joint that serves Burlington’s best fries.

In or near VT? Come check us out this weekend. (Doing my usual LGBTPhish schtick): www.flynnvt.org/community/snap

Second greatest rock album ever pressed. Imagine being so good at your job that you leave a song this good off your masterpiece….

Writing for HowlRound is always so rewarding. Glad to see y’all here in the happier place!

1. AUATC 2. Another version of AUATC 3. Another version of AUATC 4. That one really killer AUATC 5. AUATC

The correct answer is Maxwell XL-II and no other answers will earn credit.

I sometimes think about how much m*h*li must shudder when he hears “rockdale”

And coffee shops. For zoom meetings.

Man she must’ve loved new years…