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And both get far, far less coverage than “Trump and Musk pull aid to Africa, estimated death toll of over 20 million” because no South Sudanese refugee ever invited Jake Tapper to a cocktail party.

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

The Voyager project arguably remains the pinnacle of human achievement: a perfect joining of the sciences and the humanities possible only when governments fully fund agencies like NASA, NEH, and NSF. Commercial industry could never do this; it cannot imagine wonder removed from raw profit.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

thinking once again about The Most Wrong Tweet Ever

submitted 19 hours ago • 267 comments

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.

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eat shit bozo

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

GET FUCKED CITY. UP THE PALACE.

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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

submitted 2 days ago • 124 comments

Joe Mazzulla waking up at 4:30am tomorrow morning to watch The Town and tweet out “Offseason begins today.”

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If the Democrats want to win over voters who have lost faith in them since 2020, they must apologize for the Lakers’ bubble championship.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

lol “how did this Scalia clerk from Harvard turn out to maybe be a huge racist” is exactly a huge mystery

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

men need to forget how to code and learn to light a shot again

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I realize I go on and on about this but people are also unlikely to trust you if you hire people from conservative media and then pretend they're real reporters

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

political journalists obsess over the public’s lack of trust in our profession but strangely see that as downstream of things like “we didn’t talk enough about how biden was old” and not “many of us appear to be indifferent to a nihilistic attack on the constitution”

submitted 3 days ago • 169 comments

*Nods in PC Accelerator* Yes there WAS a magazine that was like Maxim but also for PC gaming.

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WOW. The Trump admin said they will review social media and deny immigration benefits to people saying antisemitic claims. They're even trying to deport people with green cards on alleged claims of antisemitism. Anyway, here's a tweet from an Afrikaner they flew here on Monday.

submitted 4 days ago • 318 comments

25% tariff on a whiskey drink 37% tariff on a Vodka drink 85% tariff on a Lager drink 110% tariff on a cider drink 132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times 138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

submitted 13 days ago • 136 comments

Me on hour 14 of dragging Republican Medicaid cuts for filth and giving them no end in sight

submitted 4 days ago • 391 comments

republicans love an astroturf protest so they think everything is fake

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

I think that Republicans really need to start staking out culturally moderate positions

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

submitted 5 days ago • 58 comments

God what absolute fucking losers these people are

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Looks like he failed........ ..... .......... The Challenge

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The recent research by SABR and especially our friend @buckweaver.bsky.social proves that Joe Jackson played to win and tried to give the money back.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Every word is worse than the one that comes before it.

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ROBOPRIEST (2026)

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I'm only blasting cigs to half mast on the Frenchman's patio until Larry heals.

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people have been trying to find an explanation for 'a camel through the eye of a needle' that lets rich people off the hook since at least the early 5th century, probably earlier

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

Reminder that Matty Yglesias has never worked on, let alone won, a political campaign.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I understand why but I really don’t think we appreciate this this enough. It’s not just that he’s terrible at crime-ing, he’s also terrible at evading crimes directed AT him

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Please note the use of the Miyazaki AI filter here, absolutely perfect

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Listen man Ezra ain’t ever been up to this moment

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

You know what else reports a net loss every quarter? Every single police department in the country.

submitted 7 days ago • 66 comments

openai is going to blow past this net loss in the next year or two and it doesn’t deliver mail to every single person in the country

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Finally

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment