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Schrödinger's dad. A man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you.
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Aesthetically speaking, cats bums are really badly designed.

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“I could play with myself at the Pope’s funeral and not lose a single vote.”

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Soubhiye, from Lebanese Arabic, is the enjoyment of a quiet moment of peace before everyone else is awake. Gökotta is a Swedish term for waking up early to enjoy the birdsong. For the rest of us, there is hurkle-durkling, from Scots: lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.

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C-Comme just farted… #CatsOfBluesky

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I’ve spent a very therapeutic couple of hours in my potager weeding and thinning out one of my rows of radishes. My hands are like this, I like this a lot…

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This is Bombay Badboy Boxwood (the slag of all cats). He’s my second favourite cat. The firefighter hates him because she says he has no boundaries. I think that’s very unfair. He’s just overly curious. #CatsOfBluesky …

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I left my three favourite cats downstairs, curled up on chair and sofa and pouffe in front of the fire, and came to bed where I found my least favourite, Barney Granger (the cat with the horrifically injured tail) hogging my pillows…

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I gave #BlackMirror another chance. Still fucking shite. WHERE ARE THE ENDINGS, BROOKER?

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Big cook day. I love cooking. #EnjoyTheLittleThings

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I’m unable to move for the foreseeable future. #CatsOfBluesky

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Why did Black Mirror suddenly become shit?

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C-Comme spent several days in my cat infirmary (my unfinished office that all the cats have spent time in when recovering from some expensive malaïse) and made remarkable progress. Two days ago he was given the all clear, lost the cone and was able to leave the house again. Then…

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America is shit. Fuck America. Cunts.

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Catchy. youtu.be/OV5xTptjB1g?...

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My name is Ben and I have autism. I’m not less than anyone else I just see the world differently. Lately I’ve been working on losing weight by walking. I walked 5 miles yesterday. It’s also helps with my confidence and I can enjoy the outdoors and the scenery.

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HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.

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#RandomCatPic Barney Granger killed a lizard.

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If we all took more Ecstasy no one would give a shit about sex, gender, race or working.

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I’m sure the terfs are going to be just fine with hairy arsed trans men who are genuinely sexually attracted to women having to take a piss in a cubicle adjacent to them.

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Spent half an hour in the vegetable garden, weeding, and found there’s life there already! Besides the strawberries and cabbages (that went in the ground as already-established plants so don’t count) I have radish, chilli peppers and onions poking through! All grown from seed. Spring has sprung…

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Genuinely thought that that was Donald fucking Trump…

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#RandomCatPic

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"345,000 Britons are homeless. I've got two houses, one of which was given to me for free. Somehow, I've managed to persuade The Times that this makes me a victim." www.thetimes.com/business-mon...

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After a few days of odd behaviour I noticed that my favourite cat, C-Comme, had an enormously swollen shoulder. I took him to the vets immediately (yesterday) and found he had a huge infection and a temperature of 39.5. He came home today after a procedure and having a drain fitted…

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Haha, oops - McDonald's France has launched a burger that in Eastern French dialect means the 'fat ass' burger

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Just the Conservative party's candidate for Mayor of London sharing an AI-generated far-right meme of Sadiq Khan being drowned

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‘Wootton it be good to be in your shoes Even if it was for just one day Wootton it be good if your career went the Four takes way’ Dan Wootton, a spanner wrapped up in a shitehawk, tied up in a turbo-crank

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