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i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

submitted 12 hours ago • 42 comments

[Galactus eating everything in moderation]

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

My laptop has done an update, and now Word is forcing Copilot on me, and I am livid. I want it to go away. It's not enabled, but I have to see the icon hovering on the side of the page, begging to be used. The tips and tricks for removing Copilot aren't working. @microsoft.com, this is TRASH.

submitted 2 days ago • 178 comments

Placing a suspicious amount of medpacks and ammo boxes just inside my front door so people expect a boss fight when they enter

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ever meet someone who has the same understanding of personal space as an excited golden retriever sharing a couch?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway, good morning, hope you* accomplish a goal today! *if you're not a fascist

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to seeing the oil paintings commissioned depicting ʞsnW uolƎ & dɯnɹ┴ plɐuop 🙂

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

mitch swinging out like tuxedo mask except he actually accomplished all his goals

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

it is legal for me to throw your phone into the ocean for taking work calls on the beach, as per maritime law

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

"We've added A.I. to--" me:

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

submitted 4 days ago • 236 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 455 comments

I'd like your post, but I'm afraid it'll upset the donor class :(

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The electricity in my house has gone out today at least half a dozen times due to a wind storm futzing around with the power lines. I'm done resetting my oven and microwave clocks. They can keep blinking 'till the heat-death of the universe for all I care 😤

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

From today's rally to demand the Governor remove a MAGA mobster mayor who is an imminent threat to New Yorkers

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

Just randomly remembered 'The Body' Buffy episode, ugh 😮‍💨

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1041 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 8 days ago • 382 comments

Good morning, especially to people who enjoy potatoes in their various forms

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue Eat the fucking rich

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

Why did they call them fan fiction writers and not stanographers.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Let's celebrate @captantagonist.bsky.social's Birthday! He made @favskeet2.bsky.social, and has always been so supportive of our funny community. DM anonymous compliments for him to @meantomyself.bsky.social @unfitz.bsky.social or to me today, and we'll post em on the thread 🥳 or post em below!

submitted 8 days ago • 36 comments

The 36th strange stone I found in that place.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I like leaving my DMs open, so unfortunately i get multiple sugar baby scam DMs every week. But now it’s a routine where i immediately shut down the attempt and chat with them about their real life, and how we hate rich people. The great unifier

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

have a moist #valentinesday

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Marry Me Chicken ingredients: 3 Tbsp. olive oil 32 oz. boneless, skinless chicken breasts salt black pepper 2 cloves garlic 1 Tbsp. thyme 1 tsp. red pepper flakes 3/4 cup chicken broth 1 oiled, sharp guillotine 1/2 cup sun-dried tomatoes 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup parmesan Basil leaves

i'm so close to standing on the side of the road barefoot wearing a sandwich board that says the end is nigh, like i'm just looking for the right hat at this point

[Galactus eating everything in moderation]

My laptop has done an update, and now Word is forcing Copilot on me, and I am livid. I want it to go away. It's not enabled, but I have to see the icon hovering on the side of the page, begging to be used. The tips and tricks for removing Copilot aren't working. @microsoft.com, this is TRASH.

Placing a suspicious amount of medpacks and ammo boxes just inside my front door so people expect a boss fight when they enter

Ever meet someone who has the same understanding of personal space as an excited golden retriever sharing a couch?

Anyway, good morning, hope you* accomplish a goal today! *if you're not a fascist

Looking forward to seeing the oil paintings commissioned depicting ʞsnW uolƎ & dɯnɹ┴ plɐuop 🙂

mitch swinging out like tuxedo mask except he actually accomplished all his goals

it is legal for me to throw your phone into the ocean for taking work calls on the beach, as per maritime law

"We've added A.I. to--" me:

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

I'd like your post, but I'm afraid it'll upset the donor class :(

The electricity in my house has gone out today at least half a dozen times due to a wind storm futzing around with the power lines. I'm done resetting my oven and microwave clocks. They can keep blinking 'till the heat-death of the universe for all I care 😤

From today's rally to demand the Governor remove a MAGA mobster mayor who is an imminent threat to New Yorkers

Just randomly remembered 'The Body' Buffy episode, ugh 😮‍💨

Oops 😬

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

Good morning, especially to people who enjoy potatoes in their various forms

Roses are red Violets are blue Eat the fucking rich

Why did they call them fan fiction writers and not stanographers.

Let's celebrate @captantagonist.bsky.social's Birthday! He made @favskeet2.bsky.social, and has always been so supportive of our funny community. DM anonymous compliments for him to @meantomyself.bsky.social @unfitz.bsky.social or to me today, and we'll post em on the thread 🥳 or post em below!

The 36th strange stone I found in that place.

I like leaving my DMs open, so unfortunately i get multiple sugar baby scam DMs every week. But now it’s a routine where i immediately shut down the attempt and chat with them about their real life, and how we hate rich people. The great unifier

have a moist #valentinesday

My favorite Marry Me Chicken ingredients: 3 Tbsp. olive oil 32 oz. boneless, skinless chicken breasts salt black pepper 2 cloves garlic 1 Tbsp. thyme 1 tsp. red pepper flakes 3/4 cup chicken broth 1 oiled, sharp guillotine 1/2 cup sun-dried tomatoes 1/2 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup parmesan Basil leaves

If this post gets one snarky reply, I'll get up and eat a healthy breakfast.

Today is the opposite of a good day :( It is an EVIL DAY mwahahaha!!

[to Cupid] Just use the regular arrows, man.

Hi there Face here We need class solidarity! Brrr brrr brrrr!