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johnnytwohands.bsky.social
Leeds fan. Family man. Sometimes chat shit, but kind shit. Looking to take a break from the cesspit that is Twitter
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Just tried to post on X, in response to that Trump v Zelenskyy video, that the latter should do the world a favour and punch Trump square in the face. Immediate account suspension before the post even went up. That's Musk, protecting his best fwiend from reading hurty words

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly just so fed up with Piroe. I'm sure someone with better ball knowledge will tell me I'm wrong, and he does loads of good stuff off the ball. I know he's scored some goals too. But he's so frustrating! #lufc

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow they'll find an excuse for this. But what excuse is there? At absolute best you say it was an accident in the heat of the moment...but I don't know any decent human being who "accidentally" does a massive racism in the heat of the moment. It just means he's been (very poorly) keeping it

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Once again I find myself imploring Leeds United to buy another defender in January! Firpo now out for up to 6 weeks, Bogle a doubt, Byram always an injury worry, Schmidt...who knows whether he's even a footballer, Wober looking OK, but rumours he might be off in Jan. Honestly, just some more depth!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Already annoyed at the amount of tech bros, crypto bros and 'entrepreneurs' on here, who as soon as you follow them back, send you messages like Hello 👋🏼 how are you today? Fuck off mate

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Been finding myself still going to Twitter as part of a daily routine, and genuinely every time I do it's the same shit: Trump here, racism there, transphobia abundant, hate and vitriol...so I've removed it from my home screen and replaced with Bluesky. I still have the app and I'll still get

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Why do I live in seemingly the one place in the UK that doesn't get snow, when every other fucker does? I've genuinely seen friends on Facebook who live 20 minutes away posting snowy pictures. I look out my front door and it's just wet and miserable. Swear I live in some undiscovered dimension

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

It's that kind of cold weather where you fight to be the one who does the washing up, just to warm your hands 🥶

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

#LUFC Leeds fans. Missing girl. Daughter of Chantelle, big Leeds fan. (@clunn1989 on X)

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

Realised I've been on here a few days now and not posted anything, just observing and taking it all in. Breathing in the fresh air. Must be how Andy Dufresne felt after escaping Shawshank. Hopefully I don't end up more like Brooks....

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

#FF Follow Friday a thing here? If it is, give all of these lovely #LUFC folks a follow go.bsky.app/2mx1txw

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Share the love #LUFC Fans. RT this follow them and follow people back.

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments