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johnpcomedy.bsky.social
Chicago area comic, dad, husband, heartless bastard. I also have thoughts on politics and economics, but this account is more focused on fun and jokes. Would love to hear from other comics and comedy lovers.
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I think my phone is broken because I hear @danbernstein.bsky.social saying good things about the Bears on my Audacy app.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: Melania dressed up like The Mask attending a funeral for the inauguration?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

What was more likely staged? a) TicTok ban and Trump saving it, or b) Assassination attempt that was thwarted by Trump becoming Neo from the Matrix

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The TikTok ban was in place for less time than Scaramucci.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I am amazed every time a woman chooses man, and I think they should be rewarded for what is really a public service.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Josh Johnson isn't sure what Mark Zuckerberg was going for with this look

submitted 49 days ago • 38 comments

This woman looks 100% like she's been shot while running away from something terrifying. But sure, Vitamin D sounds great.

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

This just in: Funerals will now cost $10,009, up 0.009% from pre-congestion law pricing. nypost.com/2025/01/06/u...

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Is this constellation flipping the bird? Apparently, even stars hate the paparazzi.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m confused. Is this a donut that tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup or a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup that tastes like a donut?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Being middle-age is just like when you were younger… but everything is just a little off.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Are there any people from the #Chicago area reading this? I’d love to follow some of you.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of women are really into Murder shows… but should I be worried that my wife also takes notes?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the only one that doesn’t really care about the New Jersey Drones/UFOs?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning BlueSky. Every morning brings me one day closer to being old enough to getting away with saying creepy stuff because I’m a harmless old guy that doesn’t know better.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I thought it would be bad but my wife and I watched Hot Frosty #hotfrosty on @netflix.com last night. I really underestimated how bad it could be.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of the Cubs trading Kyle Tucker is getting to listen to Pat Hughes on the radio in December talking about it.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

My submission for weirdest commercial of all time. #commercials

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t close my freezer properly so my pint of Ben & Jerry’s melted and refroze. I ate the entire pint thinking “the next bite is going to be the non-freezer-burnt one.” Alas, it never came. I’d like a refund for those calories. Hmm… should #calorierefund be a hashtag?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

If you know where to look, you can find both mountains and water in Arizona. It is a beautiful combination.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My wife sent me a nude pic. I have to admit that I had no idea how hot the guy she’s sleeping with was.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Proving that you don’t have to be perfect to be funny.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment