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Whores not wars.

the american people need a powerful new message that's relatable and they can rally behind.

So the ICE agents scattered like cockroaches 🪳 timesofsandiego.com/life/2025/06...

just utterly inadequate as an opposition party. schumer is fundamentally disloyal to america

just say no to cable news

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Remember when we had that other building in DC along with the White House? It was full of politicians? Con-something? Anyway.

www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/o...

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

I mean the Constitution is a dead letter at this point. Trump does whatever he wants and Republicans either scoff at the idea he has to follow any rules or retroactively change the rules so he has to follow them.

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

I am once again reminding everyone that adding CAPACITY for 330k units is necessary to allow for a projected 80k-100k units actually built because these are different figures.

This is exactly how I want to be approached by dudes at the bar

After months, I remain unconvinced by this theory. That DHS is acting extremely unprofessionally is not evidence of secret J6ers. Rather, I believe it reflects longstanding culture problems within ICE, a chaotic multi-agency approach to raids, the corroding effects of quotas, and Miller’s extremism.

Well friends, if you didn't get tickets, you may not be able to come - the show is SOLD OUT for the rest of the month! There will be waitlists and very limited walk-up availability at the door though. Truly incredible 🥹🥹🥹

Reports are coming in that Antifa are assaulting ICE officers by showing them pictures of fentanyl and referring to their tactical leggings as “mom jeans”

Our public lands are only here because of politics. Nature is political ,bb girl.

I am yet again called upon to point out as Matt's former neighbor that he's a slob who leaves his house most days with food stains all over his shirt.

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okay girl we see you

Office picture! There’s still a few tix for a super duper cute and fun queer show for pride month y’all! www.hereandtheirthemusical.com

Important news

A Virginia guy hunted a Latino man, cornered him, questioned him, and then shot him and his friend, because he assumed the guy was an undocumented immigrant. He was radicalized by Fox News etc. and, of course, Trump. www.wric.com/news/local-n...

why does this dude have more guts than half the democratic senators?

that's it, that's the skeet

The Los Angeles Dodgers announced today that the organization will donate $1 million to immigrant families impacted by recent raids.

New special edition Orca card just dropped.

Devin Franco sure is in a lot of porn. It would be funny if we started getting Sherry Pie edits

theonion.com/homosexuals-...

Another successful, sold out show!

Then-OSU coach Jim Jordan knew! And he chose to turn the other cheek Jordan knew Ohio State Athletics' physician was a perv who masturbated in locker room showers while collegiate athletes were present Surviving Ohio State