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johntoilet.bsky.social
Proud owner of a stomach that requires 200 antacids a month
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ACAB includes giraffes

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Good song listen to it LISTEN TO IIIIIIIIIIIIT

submitted 21 minutes ago • 0 comments

Would you, be interested in hanging out with a nerd who is a dweeb and way too nice if I was also 6 feet tall and 220 pounds at 7% bodyfat. Would you like to talk to someone about how good FLCL and Star Trek is while wrestling a fuckin Bison

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

The year is 2025. Skin is a crime. Your name is Darius Wet Redmeat. There is a door to the north. D̲ie of exposure >Di̲e of exposure Die o̲f exposure P̲erish unrelatedly S̲ound card options E̲xit

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

As I’m now old and ancient and dying of death by being a boomer, and have zero self esteem due to recent events, considering going back to the gym hard and putting the gloves on again and going full speed into becoming a massive concrete slab of a human being

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Who wants to give me money so I can buy 6 more pairs of carhartt pants so I will never need to buy pants again

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It’s 7:50 Sunday morning est. Why

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GOOD MORNING RANCHER HEADS

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Good morning

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Folks I’d say we got 3 months tops before $ hits the shit pipe on a massive economic implosion, so buy as many canned goods and necessities as your budget allows for the next 12 something weeks.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Lmao the EU said get fucked to American gas import and is converting the full order to Canada. Breaking news maga: the world isn’t forced to do USA’s bidding. Wait until all the other nations take their business elsewhere. Fucking idiots

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

The only thing keeping me going right now is the thought of a big doink in Amish and a large healthy pour of something at least 60 proof later. At least 60 proof.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment