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It Makes Me Want To Vonit

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What’s everyone doing for the Super Bowl here in the U.K.? I’ll be putting my todger through the mangle

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If anyone is still after tickets for the world darts championship 🤫 👇

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I think my biggest indicator that I was online too young is that I will read the About Us on any company’s website and I do mean any company. I would love to read about the rich history of the Gorilla Glue brand. It would be my pleasure to see photos of the Michelin Man back when he looked like shit

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The broader thought in question: you can put this video template over literally any clip and it works

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Made this as part of a broader thought on my Instagram story and am now creased at the idea of that Huel botherer nodding sagely at Jethro

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That Amazon ad where they buy that daft sod at the theatre a suit, but it’s an actual Amazon suit (so shiny he can see his face in it, brand name “WEWAV”, Temu employee’s plea for help written on a note inside the pocket)

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Cardiff Days Gone By infected with AI slop, mods should be coming down on this like a ton of bricks. CDGB is for photos of Splott Market in the 80s and memes like “share if YOU never learned to wipe your arse and you turned out ok!”

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Watching old episodes of The Indoor League and they had this geezer on performing an original song about The Indoor League. To say nothing of the quality of the song (the first verse is about Brylcream) if your first dart at 77 is single 18 you are a certified lunatic

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Hey Duggee touring theatre show cast and crew, back to work. Got a two year old here who’s gasping for it you slags

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Thinking about when I worked in the pub and we had one of those cardboard displays of pork scratchings with a sexy lady on the cardboard underneath, and the person who bought the last pack got scolded because we replaced it with a new one that had the lady covered up with pork scratchings again

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People on here called like “The IBS Tree Surgeon 🌳🏥 (@badguts.tree.doc)”: We are done with quote dunks and bad energy on this platform. This is a fresh start. Etiquette 101 for all y’all Newskies 🧵(1/9) Me if Caerphilly Council get an account on here after not collecting my bin for 3 weeks:

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Adam Curtis Cameo

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Have started referring to drinking as “reverse boofing”

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Would love to put a big wet linen cloth through a mangle, bet that would be so sick

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That 60 second vid limit, get that lifted immediately. How am I supposed to upload an ill-thought-out point about a retail park from my Twitch stream

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Waiting outside a work building before a meeting. Bloke in the building comes out and says “you OK”, I say yeah just waiting. He says “oh some people were here earlier for violence and aggression training but I told them it was cancelled”. I said “how did they take that news?”, and he says “fine”.

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Reposting some classics over from X

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I’ll know this place is legit when one of the other John Tuckers DMs me to tell me they need the johntucker handle because their music/magic/parkour(?) career is taking off

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(One year later) now is the time

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Live tonight on Twitch THE INDOOR LEAGUE Wii Sports Resort 🎳 More 100-pin bowling 🏹 More archery ⛳️ Maybe less golf 9pm tonight twitch.tv/johntuckerart

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LIVE TONIGHT ON TWITCH Gameshow Host Juice Check (Modern Era) Sorting out who has the patter, the clobber, the “wow factor” of the UK’s current crop of gameshow hosts before we have an 80s vs now megaranking in a few weeks. It is unmissable streaming x 9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart

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Live tonight on Twitch BRAIN SYMPOSIUM XIX Game Show Host Juice Check: The Modern Era Can any of the current lot compete with the kings and queens of yesteryear? We will be scoring and ranking them on: 🗣️ PATTER 👔 CLOBBER ⁉️ THAT INDEFINABLE “WOW FACTOR” 9pm tonight twitch.tv/johntuckerart x

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LIVE TONIGHT 9pm YOUR SUNDAY DARTS Continuing our playthrough of Bullseye S1 (1981) I have also bought some absolutely honking brass darts from the 80s to better match the vibe of the day. John Lowe hit the first televised 9 darter with these so can’t really make excuses twitch.tv/johntuckerart

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On talking to @paulnotpaulie.bsky.social today have decided to commit to Bluesky. Bluesky number one. Easy to point the finger and say this is a juiceless platform, but I was tweeting shit like “watching QI” and still trying to be Charlie Brooker in ‘07 and should have been tried in the Patter Hague

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Playing darts on Twitch again tonight, taking on old episodes of Bullseye on YouTube :) 9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart x

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Hearing now that Elon Musk is on about widening this gap in the toilet door >:( yes all of them

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Live tonight on Twitch SUNDAY NIGHT DARTS 🎯 Taking on old episodes of Bullseye 🎯 Plus more! (Probably just practice) 9pm twitch.tv/johntuckerart x

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Been going to my barber long enough now to be offered something off The Regulars Menu - having my ear hair burned off with a kerosene-soaked rag on a wire. Dangerous and relaxing :)

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“I’m back from Ireland now” EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2 8:30 pm tonight Twitch.Tv/johntuckerart

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I decree Threads does not have the juice. Repeat, juiceless app

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Ok so a few teething issues, sure

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Me reading all the inane “is this thing on 😅” posts on here tonight vs me in six months’ time trying to figure out that day’s BlueSky main character, “girth uncle” (will make sense in six months)

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