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she/her 24th century Starfleet officer. (Capt of Enterprise E after Picard). Bajoran traveller temporal agent,Roleplay, parody 🖖☮️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖍️ 🥥 (bluesky elder😆)
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Commander William Adama: “There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”

Go green death! youtu.be/2mjfLecdKVo?...

Stay Hydrated Resisters!!

//Yep youtube.com/shorts/0TSPf...

//ahem.. youtube.com/shorts/MeBy-...

// ya know…. Not that long ago, along with the 747, Dubai gave trump a golf resort supposedly worth $1.5 Billion!😳 And if you look on the map Dubai is right across the straight of Hormuz from Iran. Seems like they could easily do a number on trumps golf course

//I love SCUBA diving. I dived for years when I was younger youtube.com/shorts/MJAJX...

Someone asked “…what is the senior age at the local cinema?” There must be a temporal distortion in the time-space continuum. I must report this to temporal.

To all the Humans. I understand the Earth has passed your solstice. Unlike Bajor, ours was last week. So even though the heat is sweltering for at least six more weeks, more likely ten, you can tell yourselves the days are getting shorter. And shorter days mean cooler days at some point.

// I normally disagree with nearly everything nut job RFK says. But I actually agree with this. OMG what is happening?!? youtube.com/shorts/_w2Of...

Black alert! Raise Shields! Bad joke detected! A lad walks into a pub, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The lad says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

//In these troubling times we need something like this. Read the whole thread!

Black alert! Shields up! Bad jokes ahead! Q: I am reading a book called "The History of Lubricants." A: It's non-friction. (PS ~by W. T. Riker)

Black alert! But in lieu of a bad joke I submit to you this… youtu.be/ZXusaBNctC8?...

A pic from the past. Back in 2364, my first Halloween costume party in ten forward with Will. Back before Will-eanna was a thing. Will picked out the costumes

Time for this youtu.be/LiW6p5AAIyI?...

//one of my favorite fan films. ..I remember serving at the helm of the E during that battle. youtu.be/9HXz2oOlN0A?...

//One of my favorites. I wish I could sing that well. youtu.be/yIBZQtykKlg?...

//..thoughts. The local Tenn, and Miss gov’s know and approve. Local pols are getting 💰💵💰. 2nd, why not solar/grid storage hypocrite musk? There’s plenty of cheap land? The hypocrisy would choke a horse! youtu.be/h6AaKifSkxE?...

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

One way to secure NASA’s budget is to remind trumpo of the Chinese plans for the moon. youtu.be/VFoQ2ebUEK8?...

A tiny story time,

Black Alert! Raise shields! Sensors detect a bad joke on A collision course! (From the other franchise) Q: what is the most useless Jedi! A: Mannequin Skywalker. He just stands there.