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she/her 24th century Starfleet officer. (Capt of Enterprise E after Picard). Bajoran traveller Roleplay, parody 🖖☮️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖍️ 🥥 (bluesky elder😆)
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//his own employees call him Red Skull. And it’s not a compliment youtu.be/_cZ7hN4f43Y?...

Admiral Picard is visiting his old ship, the Enterprise E. “Josi you’ve done a good job taking care of my ship. The shield and weapon upgrades are impressive! But on another subject.. Why does bread take so long to digest? It loafs. Josi looks at the crowd. “Don’t blame me! That was Picard!”

An oldie but goodie youtu.be/3kJaa1tdUQE?...

//Age can change your perspective. I watched the Making Led Zeppelin movie the other day. Jimmy Page is 81 and a wonderful guitar player. But sadly he won’t be around much longer. We need to develop mind-melds to capture katras to pass them on. Imagine having a mind meld and playing like Page!

Black Alert So-so jokes ahead… Michael O’Hara walks into the pub and orders a ham sandwich and a pint of Guinness. “I got one for you Pat, Can a frog jump higher than a house?” Pat, “I don’t know” Michael, “Of course, a house can't jump. “

Story time. Something different I’ll post as I write… Part one

//…family members bitching about gas prices going up And me tooling around in my little Chevy Bolt EUV (EV)

Happy presidents day

//I saw this recently. Pretty good movie. I was a toddler then! apple.news/ARIhyTNPyRZy...

I see @coachgowron.com Has a new look.

Story time… This is right after his five year temporal mission on Pikes Enterprise. 1 of 2

Black alert Stupid pun time… Do the Suliban like to eat Cinnabon?

I was rewatching ST:Ent last night and watched Shockwave. So Paraagen II had a very dense high percentage Oxygen atmosphere. And the Enterprise Shuttle (with Sulibon tampering) ignited it, killing the 3200 colonists!?! WTF! Whose idea was it to put a colony there? Lightning or static from…

A small Caitian grabs a fish from the replicator and runs through the promenade. She thinks she has her prize. She hasn’t learned about replicators yet!

🪄🎶 "I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game Too late for second guessing Too late to go back to sleep It's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes and leap" 🎶 🧙🏿‍♀️

Very relevant.

Oh Will! You’ll never change. @tromboningriker.bsky.social