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“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
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You never take me to Applebee’s. 😭 @spectreman.bsky.social

Trump cleanse

Thinking about this again.

Indiana Jones would be 126 years old in 2025.

That Jodie Sweetin Lifetime Original movie is on tonight at 8:00pm. Dateless to Dangerous My Son’s Secret Life or is it Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb or The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

For your Friday evening entertainment…JAWS 👇👇👇👇👇

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

I did this pencil drawing of Oscar the Grouch as an astronaut, taking off in a Spaceship-Trash Can.

Members of Congress are being denied access to an ICE facility in Manhattan, because the conditions inside are that bad.

Fox Opinions: Elmo says Iran is evil and needs to have bunker buster bombs dropped on them so God will love America more. Once Iran is defeated our King Donald Trump will golden shower peace all over the true Americans and not those evil drug dealing criminal illegal immigrants.

I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me

Who is this Roman Reigns person? Is he a wrestler? Maybe show up once and awhile.

Guess who’s back on streaming services???? Yup you guess it right, ZOMBIE WITH A SHOTGUN is back in AMAZON!!! Here’s the link- www.amazon.com/gp/video/det... Enjoy and thank you from your amazing support!!!! A film by @hiltonarielruiz #indiefilm #supportindiefilm #horror #zombies

My Asuka won!

So the six other NBA final games were pointless.

You were farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off. #TropicThunder

Tubi rules! youtu.be/_9l3MMZfgS4?...

youtu.be/Ce2dtr9YfCw?...

The Trump diapers are so great they come already loaded with shit.

“Boochi tag”. @spectreman.bsky.social

They aren't "illegals." They aren't "animals." They aren't "illegal aliens." They aren't "scum." They aren't "criminals." They're PEOPLE.

Sarah Connor: John! Fire-in-the-hole! John Connor: I had the same thing happen to me after eating Enrique’s tacos, do you want some Pepto-Bismol?

John Connor: I see her crying sometimes. She denies it totally, of course, like she got something stuck in her eye, but I know it’s because she misses that future penis in her Time Displacement Equipment. Can you explain the birds and the bees to me?

I need me a naked lightning struck Gonzo. youtube.com/shorts/6KJzM...

Rural America gets slapped again by 🌮Don www.rawstory.com/monumental-h...