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My cousin had a dog that would stick his nose right in my crotch and refuse to budge That is the closest I’ll ever be to a Disney Princess

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[scene deleted from Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn]

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I'm trying my hardest. I can only slut so hard.

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My approval rating is 1 million percent.

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Captain Stabbin'

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Look over there! 👉 * Steals all the money

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I guess the Duffer Brothers make One Punch Man, season 2 came out in 2019.

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Ok @sludgecentral.bsky.social I need you to take several slow calming breaths bleedingcool.com/comics/harle...

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Bird Flu doesn't exist. Masking chickens will have no affect. This is just another trick of the liberals. I haven't seen one pigeon or turkey on a ventilator. Fake News! Plandemic!

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After passing on the offer of milk and lemonade, I greedily ate the nut fudge you presented me.

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10 million people the age of 300 are illegally collecting social security in the state of Abracadabra, which is controlled by evil space alien chipmunk democrats.

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Omg… There’s a movie called Amityville Death Toilet. I’m serious. It’s a real thing.

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Urgent Cares and emergency rooms are fun because you get to worry if you picked up 3 more viruses and the plague while you were there

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@jwr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social

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Pinocchio but instead of his nose growing… Pornocchio

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Hey there. Do you enjoy the books about old-timey horror? I have one; it's called A CUT BELOW: A CELEBRATION OF B HORROR MOVIES, 1950s-1980s, and it's out now from McFarland Publishing! We have low budget and lower budgeter films galore! 60 to be exact. Order now: mcfarlandbooks.com/product/a-cu...

My cousin had a dog that would stick his nose right in my crotch and refuse to budge That is the closest I’ll ever be to a Disney Princess

[scene deleted from Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn]

I'm trying my hardest. I can only slut so hard.

My approval rating is 1 million percent.

Captain Stabbin'

Look over there! 👉 * Steals all the money

I guess the Duffer Brothers make One Punch Man, season 2 came out in 2019.

Ok @sludgecentral.bsky.social I need you to take several slow calming breaths bleedingcool.com/comics/harle...

Bird Flu doesn't exist. Masking chickens will have no affect. This is just another trick of the liberals. I haven't seen one pigeon or turkey on a ventilator. Fake News! Plandemic!

After passing on the offer of milk and lemonade, I greedily ate the nut fudge you presented me.

10 million people the age of 300 are illegally collecting social security in the state of Abracadabra, which is controlled by evil space alien chipmunk democrats.

Omg… There’s a movie called Amityville Death Toilet. I’m serious. It’s a real thing.

🤣

Urgent Cares and emergency rooms are fun because you get to worry if you picked up 3 more viruses and the plague while you were there

@jwr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social

Pinocchio but instead of his nose growing… Pornocchio

Hey there. Do you enjoy the books about old-timey horror? I have one; it's called A CUT BELOW: A CELEBRATION OF B HORROR MOVIES, 1950s-1980s, and it's out now from McFarland Publishing! We have low budget and lower budgeter films galore! 60 to be exact. Order now: mcfarlandbooks.com/product/a-cu...

Does Musk live in the Oval Office now. This is insane!

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is 2 months older than me.

I'm not swimming here.