jokestrap.bsky.social
32, black, 🏳️⚧️ She/They
The lady that used to use YouTube to make sampling videos but now just watches video essays
Ttrpg player, lazy creator
https://jokestrap.neocities.org/
https://thejokestrap.bandcamp.com/
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Was she a teacher for special needs students who was a former special needs student? What is this inclusive "giving back to the community" ass world building my dreams are doing? Lmao pretty nice dream overall, besides the involuntary L&O SVU episode in the beginning
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This woman in my dreams asks me out and I turn her down because I actually remember I'm not single in my dream. Must mean my relationship is really good irl lol
Now to mention it, she was standing outside the school seemingly tending to a group of special needs children. I'm now curious
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I'm like, no thanks, I'm sorry, before heading home to tell my mother (??? I'm not living with my parents?) what happened.
I'm honestly surprised. there's a recurring bit in my dreams where I can't remember I'm in a relationship until I'm almost up and start feeling really guilty cheating accidently
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(why am I at a kids school if I don't have kids???)
Her: "Do you want to go to a movie with me on Tuesday? 👀"
She's pretty but I'm like "Oh, I can't, I have a girlfriend 😅"
She's like "Aww, that's too bad. She doesn't have to know though, you could come meet me for some fun tomorrow😌?"
???
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I go outside after being furious that they cycle of unhealthy habits has reached black babies in this school (?) and am flagged down by this white woman with down's syndrome standing in the school walkway leading to the doors. I'm am confused what she wants as I don't have any kids there
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I end up somewhere that is not home, at a school? For some reason, a bunch of the staff (teachers?) are smoking, which are leading to there being 5 year olds walking around smoking cigarettes, putting out their cigarette butts in their little snack bowls. I'm like "wtf, y'all trying to kill kids???"
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The route home is not actually short, and is some arduous path down a long ass road. (I even get a preview of the length like a Mario kart course via lakitu cam) I walk the road wearing my cool jacket. I end up being run off the road by a stampede (?) but am safe
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That somehow leads to them upping security at the bank(?), which leads to me working there somehow. I do a bad job since I don't even remember what the bank is called. I walk home
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I can't remember how, it was like some goofy rube goldberg machine where the heisted laptop was being moved by a rope on a huge horizontal pendulum that in transit swung through a queer club and hit a black trans girl who was dancing there? Idk they kept going back to the club in B-plot
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They have a medical condition 🤣
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Just a lil jackalope virus in my windows 98 lol
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I think in terms of form and function Scarlet Violet has the UI I like the most, and Legends Arceus has the best gameplay to me.
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I'd probably say Legends Arceus, then Sun/Moon, then X/Y, then Scarlet/Violet, then HeartGold/SoulSilver,and then the rest in any order. I haven't played much of the spinoffs besides the mystery dungeon games, but I count those separately
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You couldn't make 11 year old me do all Pokemon contests in 2003, you're definitely not getting my 30+ year old ass to do it now
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"semen demon" girl I can't 😭
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A new understanding may be a bit much to say for me though. I'd say a more coherent understanding.
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To a degree, I suppose? In a "nobody can know this for sure about me but me" sort of way. I think a lot of gender and sexuality is stuff the general cis-straight population take for granted and don't have to think about. Being able to know /and/ say "Y'all aren't right about me" has some power to it
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I ain't had to deal with them for going on a year +. Get out of my dreams you plague carrier, you give rats a bad name. I'm not a violent person but for them, I'd hope a brick used them to complete their "100% breaking all the teeth in a liars mouth" speedrun.
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The last two nights have been the same shit. "Remember that leech of a person who you let into your life a few years ago? How they took you for as much as they could monetarily and emotionally? How you were vulnerable and loving to them despite all the warning flags and they exploited you anyway?
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Girl me too, shit is so demoralizing. Least favorite thing to have to do