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joldslop.bsky.social
Now with less filter WIPs, shitposts, etc. May be NSFW 🔞🏳️‍🌈 25 | They/Them | No Minors main: @joldfish.bsky.social
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Wish I lived in an F-Zero GX cutscene youtu.be/fRTUSV3DiO8?...

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Cat thinks i dont notice him invading my space as long as he invades it slowly

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

They got tired of me going in for bottom surgery consultations and saying "ok, now switch it back" so they gave me a reversible one. Check this shit out: [I whip it out like a toy lightsaber. It gets stuck at half mast and I have to manually unroll it the rest of the way] Pretty cool right?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the chaps that make you assless. the ass deleting chaps

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

When the adult content label shows up i get so excited that there's a button for me to press that i click "Show" without thinking and then when the adult content appears on my screen im like 'agh what the hell'

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Pro tip: if you want to make fun of me dont do it from your retvrn vaporwave aesthetic blog

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Being nonbinary in relationships with men doesnt feel quite homo or hetero but some secret third thing I'm calling faghet. It sure as hell isn't straight, but we're definitely on different wavelengths

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

used Serum 2 to make MeowSynth 2. has the finely tunable controls of a vocaloid but for only one word and the word is meow

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

shoutout to the animated judas iscariot film for making the jesus species debate real

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

thinkin about palettes

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

cant help but roll my eyes when ppl say "i hate furry music" with how diverse furry music is youtube.com/playlist?lis...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

If I upload more blatantly NSFW art idk if I should make a dedicated AD or if I should just make horny people wade through shitposts

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

@dawntide.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

(only learned about horse race tests yesterday) im only on twitter for horse race tests really

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fuck, dude

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Told my cat "get bent, wastoid" because he was licking my elbow in a sensitive spot while I was trying to draw. He gets pissed, switches to biting. Do NOT tell this wastoid to get bent

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

bruh no way my drawing of chunt was used as the icon for an ai chat model

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

my evil hobby is writing the dumbest shit i can think of in the notes app and cornering people into reading it as i stare with big wet vulnerable eyes

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Let me put you onto something

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine being in Ohio during LVFC

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

you have to listen to this

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

using my empath beams to determine who gives my posts pity likes, who has shit taste, and who connects with the material on a level i'm too simple to conceptualize

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Men seeing im nonbinary and telling me "i love watching femboy porn" is the human equivalent of a cat bringing you a dead bird

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

there isnt a force on this earth that could make me want to use instagram in the year 2025

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

given that i am most commonly referred to as "this rips ass guy" and my most recent post to do numbers was about "fag scent" i fear i may be building a sort of reputation

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Wanted to update this drawing on my carrd and tumblr. Idk that I'm feeling this pose anymore

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Making your roommate wait a minute and 30 seconds for the microwave to finish cooking your oatmeal so you can read off a draft uninterrupted

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

LEGALIZE COMMA SPLICES! Sometimes I want those clauses to be real close buds and semicolons make me feel like a dickhead

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments