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joltik.bsky.social
briar/toby, they/he. joltik on ao3. multifandom, multiship, chaotic mess of interests
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her majesty edelgard von hresvelg emperor of adrestia conqueror of fodlan champion of equality and short king

listen i think the legends az starter choices are pretty strange but i love chikorita and always have i don’t care

I love Baltimore

so much of my childhood, it turns out, can be explained with “neurodivergence + anxiety + Christian Guilt is a hell of a combination”

27 days, 27 starters! Happy Pokémon day!

pokemon

anyway in terms of two star full arts from the palkia packs the only ones i still don’t have are the infernape, mars, and the only one i actually wanted, cynthia

i do not know who you are tcg pocket player queercryptid but whoever you are wherever you are i salute you

Friendly reminder that Joann Fabrics isn’t closing because it’s a bad business. It’s closing bc it was bought by a private equity firm. This is also what is happening to Hooters and what happened to US Toys R Us and Red Lobster. These companies are being dismantled intentionally.

my friend who basically does not even play tcg pocket who has done FIVE PULLS from the current set pulled the full art cynthia while sitting next to me, while i’m wearing my cynthia tshirt

The flu vaccine is voluntary, and saves thousands of lives a year by prevention, or by making the effects of the flu nonlethal in the older and immunocompromised. This is probably going to kill a number of transplant recipients of younger ages.

bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro

that edelgard ferdinand support #fe3h #fe3houses #s4ltjoke #ferdigard

do you ever think about how conservatives were sending bomb threats to childrens hospitals and the media and the dems just ignored it

Reskeeting for .alt

This is huge and monstrous. The nasal vaccines are our only hope of getting back to a world where you don't have to fear getting covid indoors. I would like to stop masking some day, and they're going to make it impossible.

not every indie dev can be toby fox and i do have to wonder if the people posting that kind of thing put in the effort to hype up their fave obscure indie games (or even play indie games at all besides the Big Ones)

The BBC is quite correct.

the fact that twitter is terrible now is so unfortunate because i have a handful of really good posts there and lots of entertainingly bad ones and reposting them here is so much effort

i had to dig this up off of my twitter because it happened again i speak spanish mostly competently as a second language and any time i try to think of the word for yellow, amarillo, there’s a solid chance i think of the pokemon azumarill first. sadly the pokemon brain is terminal

antivaxx is a luxury belief that only was able to fester because vaccines were so effective that people forgot how horrible these diseases are

It’s ok if people hate overly hated female characters because I love them more than they could ever hate them even with all of their hatred combined

meisters #souleater

*blocks your path*

i mean i am also a cringe millennial so. if the shoe fits

“bluesky has cringe millennial vibes” i cannot even begin to emphasize how much of an improvement that is than seeing thoughts and sentiments from lolicunnyhitler88 unprompted during my day

this might be a controversial political take but i think it's a good thing when fewer people die and i think helping people who need help is generally a fucking good thing

Right-to-repair legislation has now been introduced in all 50 states. The movement to require companies to make their products repairable and give people the tools to do repair work is immensely popular across the country. Via @404media.co: www.404media.co/all-50-state...

Oh no. It's finally happened. She's conquered all the rectangles

What if pokemon traveled on the subway with us?

dear horror youtubers you don’t have to dramatically pause…at the end of every sentence. this is not…how anyone talks. it can be effective when done sparingly, but if you overuse it…it just sounds silly