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If I ever did something that resembled a “Roman salute,” I would immediately apologize and clarify that it was not my intention. But that’s because I’m not a sociopathic monster who thinks one of the worst events in human history is funny

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The Force Awakens: hey listen I know you just defeated all those imperials a few decades ago but they’re back now Me in 2015: pfff what lazy writing Me now: oh

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“The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It's the ability to say No and take the consequences.” ~ Robert Anton Wilson, Leviathan

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Groundbreaking mental health study conducted by the University of Nepotism at Periwig reveals that never experiencing any real adversity, having no concern for other people, and being allergic to critical thinking lead to an overall higher quality of life

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“Footwear” is now available everywear you stream music linktr.ee/jomankayafoo...

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The real zombie apocalypse is people being afraid of zombies but not afraid of losing food safety regulations that help prevent prion diseases from eating their brains

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“Please try to remember that what they believe, as well as what they do and cause you to endure does not testify to your inferiority but to their inhumanity.” James Baldwin

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Imagine a coup but instead of brown shirts burning buildings it’s just some dorks from /pol/ waltzing in and deleting hard drives while a bunch of congresspeople in their 80s shake their fists

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Being “far-left” in 2025 just means you give a shit about other people

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Freedom of religion still means freedom from religion, and I will never bow down to a god made of money instead of peace, charity and mercy.

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Lovely day in Austin

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USA in 2003: they’re not French Fries, they’re Freedom Fries USA in 2025: it’s not fascism, its Freedom Tyranny

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I know things are bad, so here’s something fun and silly. youtu.be/Nxh0E-rcftE?...

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What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

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I was gonna say “people are about to learn what a trade war really looks like,” but they probably won’t somehow. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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“It was fine the first time, surely it will be fine this time.” ~ famous last words in Russian roulette

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Before you argue with a random burner account with no profile picture, remind yourself that one of these two people is probably running it

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I can’t believe Elon has my social security number now. What if he tries to open a credit card and gets denied or inherits my crippling debt or empties my empty 401k

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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but if I didn’t want people to leave because I was dragging everything back a century, I’d probably make them afraid of the modes of transportation that they could use to leave

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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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Clevon: vomiting from drinking sewer water out of the faucet and slowly going insane from eating contaminated meat ain’t no DEI hire gonna stop me from being a pilot

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i think an important thing for people outside the US to understand is that elon musk seized control of the government today and most americans don’t even realize it happened.

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Just because there isn’t a bonfire, don’t trick yourself into thinking that the purging of gigantic databases isn’t the modern equivalent of burning books

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No, no, you don’t understand, the people cutting all the federal aid want to help you by making sure nobody who needs it is getting it. I am definitely not a victim of Stockholm syndrome

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I can’t believe that the “here’s a thoroughly written manifesto detailing exactly what we intend to do” people are doing exactly what they told everybody they intended to do

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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

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The right: we want to [redacted] entire social groups and invoke an anti-science ultranationalist theocracy. Here’s the playbook we’re using that mirrors the worst events of the 20th century The left: I’m not gonna let you do that Big-brained enlightened centrists: omg you’re both so extreme smh

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"But you can’t make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up under them.'” ~ Fahrenheit 451

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The road to fascism is lined with obnoxious unclever edgelords saying “it’s just a joke bro”

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Is it “we can disagree and still be friends as long as you never criticize the ghouls I worship and you let me berate and gaslight and condescend to you even though I couldn’t pass a 6th grade civics class” season already? Gonna have to update my whole wardrobe smh

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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

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Nah bro you’re totally overreacting, it’s very normal for someone to put their hand on their chest and then fully extend it with an open palm and all fingers together three times, that’s just how people wave these days bro

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Looking forward to at least four more years of listening to the biggest ignoramuses from your hometown pontificate about their garbage politics when they couldn’t make it through one page of a civics book if their lives depended on it

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