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I have this theory that there are two types of consumer electronics products: Sony (complimentary) and Sony (derogatory)

This almost blew my mind Like it was this close

The @principlesfirst.bsky.social conference was just evacuated due to a bomb threat. This is after Enrique Tarrio and members of the Proud Boys showed up and tried to disrupt the conference yesterday.

Cashew kicks off the week by barking the melody to “Yummy” by Justin Bieber. There’s no fireworks, but a crowd member does take a drink of their Dr. Pepper and comment on it being spicy under their breath. #LEW4

Yeah that's right we wrestled for half an hour with no conclusive outcome to open the show and I think that was maybe the best way to let the fans in attendance know what to look forward to because that's how we do it in @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

Geez dude I guess we all should have realized where things were headed when you ended up becoming more closely associated with that big hammer than that one guy you stole it from or maybe when you became the second first person to pin that other gut but you logically can't keep this up forever afaik

Um so I'm not exactly an expert on business or marketing or whatever but I know what I like and rebranding a cultural descent into despair against the backdrop of end-stage capitalism in an attempt to make it more profitable is not what I like zine.kleinkleinklein.com/p/dark-mode-...

This dude has basically the same drip as my cousin except elevated a little by the glasses and I just think it's so awesome that they're comfortable putting themselves out there without being worried about how people will judge them

an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

I haven't revisited Coates' civil war essays for the Atlantic since they were published around 2011 and it now feels like the publication has spent the last few years doing all it can to apologize for publishing something this good in the first place

In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems

Yeah there's definitely a lot of misunderstanding about this but I'm glad to see awareness rising because even people who decry the ultra rich tend to mistake them for "bandits" and that's a dangerous assumption bonpote.com/en/the-5-bas...

staging a sit-in until they make me a rodeo king . they have all the ingredients

Oh wow this is a really compelling argument as long as you don't give up on it 10 words in which I can understand as being challenging for many people for various reasons

Please, please archive your work. Please. I’ve recently been saving lots of my essays as pdfs just so the Internet doesn’t suddenly delete them all (this happened to a whole load of blogs I wrote for The Independent years ago). I don’t want you to wake up and suddenly find your work gone like I did.

When people post pictures of themselves asking chatgpt questions instead of links or sources or anything, thats really when I start to suspect hmmm maybe I am having a stroke maybe I am experiencing a stroke related hallucination

i guess i never posted about it here before but president's day seems like as good a holiday as any to bring it back up: we don't have nearly enough federal holidays. that's why i think we should create around 30 more, each anchored to the friday or monday around a significant union army victory

I think the general internet argument view of “you have emotion about this event har har, you’re triggered, you have an emotional response to cruelty har har” has been a complete disaster for humanity both for the person being told that and for the person saying it

Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

I know folks hate seeing content from the other site, but the escalation implied in this tweet exchange is so severe that it needs to be acknowledged. Take the advice of so many other great folks dedicated to antifascist work with a wealth of experience of historical knowledge; you need to prepare.

Oh wow who is this unique visionary who is ushering in a new wave of thought by blaming women for patriarchy How did they get those scars and do you think they'll deign to share with us their philosophy of ethics in video game journalism The internet will be waiting with bated breath I'm sure

Idk dude maybe I'm wrong but if your plan is to aggressively destabilize a global power with nuclear capabilities while your motivation is that some 3rd graders are in 3rd grade math classes even though they're wicked good at math then you are, and please bear with the academic jargon here, "stupid"

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

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