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I do the tech marketing thing. I used to do the journalism thing. Always doing the soccer thing. Never not doing the dad thing.
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Leaders show you who they really are in troubling times. From one of them in this screen shot, I’ve come to expect this behavior. The other…

You don’t win friends with salad.

Was just texting with a friend and I think I finally nailed what I’m feeling. My biggest issue – and truly, I think this is it – is how collectively stupid we as a nation have become. (1/3)

It’s been less than a week and I’m already tired of this shit.

This might be somewhat controversial, but I actually liked Twin Peaks the Return more than the original series. It made fall in love with Lynch all over again. He’s literally irreplaceable.

California: Paradise. With a fuck ton of strings attached. 🥺

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

Hey Siri, show me today’s best example from The Bad Place of the fragile male ego.

Seen a lot of fantastic nicknames out here for the Cybertruck: - IncEl Camino - Deplorean - Sport Futility Vehicle - Abominus Prime - Mystery Science Aztek 3000 - Ford Exploder What else ya got, interwebs?

Oh man this just sucks. Besides the obvious loss of a 🐐, it really feels like an apropos bookend to the death of Major League Baseball in Oakland. I’m gutted. nypost.com/2024/12/21/s...

I hope every MLS fan appreciates how lucky we are to have Doyle. Dude works his ass off to tell stories about a league that's starved for them, to promote independent coverage and to build a smarter, more fun culture around American soccer

It feels like a weird moment in which MLS *needs* Inter Miami to win a major trophy in 2025. If not MLS Cup (the preference), then Concacaf Champions Cup or Club World Cup. That’s an inconvenient truth.

Turns out Astro Boy just used his Twitter acquisition as a smokescreen to actually buy Congress. We truly live in the dumbest ever timeline.

It’s one of those days where I want to text Grant Wahl something ridiculously obscure that only he would appreciate, like I love how Boca Juniors have adopted a darker shade of blue in their kits. Sigh.

Welcome to the American Tech Oligarchy. Bend the knee. 🤮

ChatGPT is down, and panicked humans everywhere have returned to asking Alexa, Google, and Siri the important questions they’re too lazy to figure out on their own.

Legit wondering if during the Notre Dame reopening ceremony DJT was wondering where the football field was.

It’s 2014. LA sports Marty McFly jumps out of his Delorean. “Don’t worry, Puig *will* bring a championship to LA! But it won’t be for another 10 years.” Angelenos are confused, but relaxed.

G’s up! #mlscup

As much as I love this for my local MLS team, I wish San Diego FC were kicking down doors to bring this native son back… and thumb their noses at his youth club right across the border, with whom they are going to have a terrific rivalry.

On a total whim, I plugged “Hot to Go” into our karaoke machine and…. goddamn it, it is SO fun to sing.