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So a fraudster is clever enough to maintain a nonexistent government job and collect a paycheck for a dead person, but not clever enough to respond to an email?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

“We will immediately unemploy hundreds of thousands of people” is not popular with the electorate, you say?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don’t really care if some people think Elon is a smart guy, but I do think it’s very funny that the Elon Is Not Smart argument, which I agree with, is “Please look at anything he’s ever said or done,” and the Elon Is Smart argument seems to be “c’mon, he is very rich.”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Trump Hosts Event Honoring Black History Month

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bond pee in plastic bottle during Aston Martin chase.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I was an iPad kid. That’s right, I padded my test scores to be able to graduate.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

These are not the actions of a political party that expects to face consequences in future elections.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

What do they mean #ad? Isn’t every Chili’s tweet a #ad for Chili’s? Or is this saying that Maria Menounos paid for this Chili’s tweet?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Good thing there isn’t a 3.2% chance of an asteroid hitting Earth in the next 7ish years.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Interesting to put a proud announcement that you are a Neo-Nazi behind a paywall.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Being the same age as this man has done something dreadful to my soul. They better not ban SSRIs now.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

huh

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is so funny to me. Like, I dunno what to tell you bud, take it up with the Constitution! The president actually (supposedly) has a very narrow set of things they can do without Congressional or Judicial approval, something I'm guessing you liked a few months ago.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Fortunately I don’t need Google Maps to identify the Gulf of Mexico. I know where it is already! Yakko Warner, I am. Remove all the names of everything- see what I care!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I really hate that Elon Musk is making his child a part of all this. Does anyone think Elon is caring for little X once the cameras turn off? Does Elon want him there for anything other than to be a shield from tough questions? very disgusting and sad imo

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

The smartest people you've ever met.... have they ever talked about how smart they are or what their IQ is?

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

Drake should release a new diss track tomorrow. C’mon man, believe in yourself. You can still win this thing!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

go birds 🦅

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Are we going to do this every day for the next 7 years? Because if so I’d like the asteroid to hurry up.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Seeing cartoon Yoda flinging around a lightsaber in Attack of the Clones, I had a distinct feeling that something was very, irrevocably wrong.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar could invite Elon to open for him at the Super Bowl this Sunday and, perhaps, if the crowd in New Orleans is up for it, save the nation.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Hi. On today's Even More News, Milana Vayntrub joins Katy, Cody, and Jonathan to discuss Elon Musk's attempts to unilaterally dismantle the federal government, Donald Trump's comments on Gaza, and gross AI scams. youtu.be/QXg4QFjSGJA

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

If they want Musk to read this, I hope they included some codes for Path of Exile 2.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Check ignition and may God’s love be with

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Not cool by today’s standards but you can understand why they kicked out the older, bald Beatle.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head

submitted 18 days ago • 77 comments

Sometimes you'll ask someone in LA where they live and they'll say some small neighborhood you've never heard of like Crestview Heights and then you'll look it up and realize you have lived within 3 miles of it for the last several decades.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone wants to hack in to the Treasury Dept and boot Musk and his goons out, I guarantee the new password is something like D1srupt!

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

I (Jonathan) moved this weekend and it's been total chaos and I only just now realized that I never promoted Friday's Even More News. We talked about how Trump blamed DEI for the D.C. mid-air collision despite him being the one that's attempting to dismantle the FAA. Bad guy! youtu.be/ymywG98g5V4

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

I am proud to report that, once again, my bin of 75 or so Taco Bell hot sauce packets has successfully moved residencies. We’ve been together for so long and I couldn’t be happier.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

Every day with this shit.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“UNINTENTIONALLY”?!?!?!? This was literally his entire economic plan during the campaign omfg what is wrong with these people hes literally saying right now that the tariffs will intentionally cause harm!

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

Imagine if a Democrat (or, probably, any other Republican) criticized the U.S. military in this way.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

I’d say once every other day I’ve remembered that that utter putz is vice president.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

So funny to imagine him yelling at underlings after the press conference that he has to immediately sign something that officially blames Biden + Woke.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Why are military helicopter exercises conducted anywhere near the landing paths of commercial aircraft?!?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4

submitted 25 days ago • 38 comments

This is obviously what everyone meant by "there will be no more guardrails." There simply isn't any boring old lawyer who is willing to tell Trump he can't blow up all federal spending. Of course, maybe he can, if nobody stops him. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I worked at a Barnes & Noble and every night at closing we would go into the men’s restroom and remove manga books that customers had brought in during the day and we would put them right back on the shelf for the next day’s cretins. Anyway I would recommend not ever touching those.

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

🎶 Boyz 2 Men FBI: CIA 🎶

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments