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jonathanelsewhere.bsky.social
Avid camper, wannabe hiker, fan of the outdoors, lover of books, cats and bicycles. Horror movies bring me joy. Known to enjoy sandwiches and naps. Still based in NJ. Would like to be Elsewhere. 🌎🌊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🦋🏕️
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It’s a beautiful Friday afternoon and I have every intention of accidentally falling asleep by the pool in about 45 minutes.

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky 🦋

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I got overheated working outside, so now it’s time to mess around in the garage. And by mess around, I actually mean I’m just laying in a gravity chair, thinking about future projects. Cheers, and happy #saturday. 🥃

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve never needed a #Friday the way I need this one.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Post a film or show that takes place where you’re from originally (not necessarily where you live now). It’s a few towns over, but close enough.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Drop some shields.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Seems appropriate for today.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Look, I’m not complaining, but this week has been 84 years long and temperatures on Saturday should be in the mid 70’s. Just need things to uh… you know… go faster. 🫠

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I’m trying to sneak as many movie quotes into my workplace conversations as possible today. Suggestions welcome. 🎬

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I just thought to myself, “I can’t believe it’s only Tuesday” and then realized it’s actually Monday. Happy weekday, friends. Go do the stuff. Hooray. 👍

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Repost the spectacles, nerd 🤓

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love. 📺

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing quite like waking up to a cat laying on your throat. Happy #Caturday! 🐈

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Friday night. Two beers, three cats and a bunch of YouTube videos on DIY electrical work. Living the dream. 👍

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I reject the notion that tomorrow is Monday. This is bullshit and I’d like a refund.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Hey. I know I’ve got at least two followers who will copy and repost this. 👍 National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in bed. My cat keeps walking over my chest and throat area before settling down on the pillow and completely displacing my head. 10 seconds later, she moves. 2 minutes after that, she does it all over again. This is the life I signed up for. #cats

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Another glorious day at Lumon.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I know I need to get out of bed, but it’s so warm and comfy and being horizontal is really just the best. Happy #Saturday, friends!

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Me, realizing that Friday is mere hours away. 👇

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I’m just trying to make it to Friday so I can sleep all weekend and get right back to Monday.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the National Security Chat.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I have a cold, my body hurts and all of the sounds are just way too loud. Time for some whisky, ibuprofen and that magic trick where I disappear under the duvet. Goodnight, all. 🌙

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