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jonathanjkirk.bsky.social
UK-US immigrant. May be an alien trapped in human skin. -It's up for debate.
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They say they're a big tent. All I'm seeing is the freak show.

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Today I had a conversation which led to my lyft driver telling me she believed in vampires. Need I even add anything to that?

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Today I want to smell like marshmallows and bubblegum.

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Everyone at the office used to love how my sandwich bags had little green leaves all over them.

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How the FUCK is anyone surprised by this???!! The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PHBO...

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youtube.com/watch?v=on-y...

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Morphine is life's snooze button.

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Excited for this little pin to turn up. God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zjaL... I may have a new fascination

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After putting it off for over 30 years, I have this shiny new edition to read. Madness.

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Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf I haven’t heard from him since

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Heterosexual men should be encouraged to wear more floral patterns and if they should happen to have a lapel, a flower. Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.

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The clippers, the great ships on the horrizon. We've set fire to them and driven them away. The truth is not welcome.

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she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten

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Even if you think the tree has too many branches, leaving it in the hands of a ketamine-addled clown with a chainsaw may not turn out to be a wisest of solutions.

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I fear the Conversation Closet, but not as much as the Escalation Pit next-door.

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I can't drink fizzy pop. I have to shake half the fizz out and swirl it around in my mouth first.

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right now a 25 year old berkeley grad is slapping chat gpt cobol code into the treasury’s electronic payment system. im sure this will be fine.

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