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jonathannoh.bsky.social
The only 3 things you need to know about me…. 1) I love food 2) I love all basketball but hate your team the day Lakers play them 3) Painfully sarcastic
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We so fucking sexy 😍

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Valentines day for men is hoping we do something cute enough so she show out in the bedroom Valentine’s Day for women is to see if you still love them

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

All urinals need to have automatic flush. I’m not about to touch that handle with all that dick juice on it

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I put 3 pieces of chocolate fudge in my Greek yogurt. They need to make this as a flavor 🤤

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I’m down bad. I didn’t go grocery shopping before this random GA snow… I had to make a damn hotdog tortilla ranch pizza. Send help

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

It’s actually happening… Twitter is getting canceled. Time for yall to be active again #blacksky

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My son likes sleeping on a pair of buttcheeks just like me 😭🍑

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’d still fuck up a few microwaved honey buns…

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If yall still don’t got an air fryer in 2025 you need to go get one. I’ve been using em for years and still put people on. Game changer!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

What I ate today Breakfast: I ate protein waffles,turkey sausage, eggs Lunch: I ate high protein pizza Dinner: I ate coochie

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

One of my few triggers is when someone is wrong and you know 1000%, without a fucking doubt they are wrong and they refuse to believe you and/or listen.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

A lady was walking past my house and stopped me as I was getting into my car in my own driveway to ask me for some change. I’m sorry but does the nigga walking your 200 lb pitbull standing next to you not have a job? I gave her $10 lol

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Lil Baby album decent… few bangers lowkey

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Facts!! You also can’t talk about something you haven’t even processed yet

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Them glute workouts really be hitting your ass cheeks bruh I feel like I got a BBL, never again!

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Haribo are the worst gummies, they hard as fuck!

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

A 40 year old self pro complained home wrecker is nasty work get your life together, pops

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird when people are pressed about the dick you get. If y’all really need to know, yes, the dick is phenomenal. Yes, he makes sure I cum from head first and then cum from penetration first before he cums. The end.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t follow the rules sometimes I text my gf while she’s sleeping. She will wake up to 3 different topics to respond to 🤣

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Just put @lexyafavorite.bsky.social thru the headboard. Ask her I’m lying🤷🏽‍♂️

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

I swallow the squirt and spit it out like Triple H

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

These women are high standard! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that but I do think they should at least stop pushing it as a requirement to be a “real man” 🤣

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Ok you got it, bro what!!🤣🤣

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment