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Proud Italian American here 👋 It’s fine. I hereby declare and confirm your right to break the spaghetti in half. Do whatever works for you. Just no jar sauce or I’ll send the boys to check in. 🇮🇹

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Stealth archer, sigh

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Time to obsess for an hour over the build for a character I don’t have time to play! #oblivion

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Nothing good about about a recession, but silver lining is reality TV. Storage Wars, Pawn Stars… I’m here for all the shows about people on their grind.

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Months of cutting the #WIP, finally had to add a chapter. Doesn’t matter that it’s a banger. It still feels like backsliding after all the work to chop this thing down. Editing is a bitch. Onward. #Amwriting

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Cannot wait to spend 1000 hours conquering upwards of 100 repetitive Oblivion gates using the same sneaking shot on every monster… BUT REMASTERED Seriously tho. Grey Fox forever.

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I’d prefer the Papacy go to literally any progressive nun who wants it but Tom Hiddleston will do. I still ascribe to the @mattmira.bsky.social theory that Bond is just a time lord so really one is all you need.

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Love that millennials turned their parent’s nerd-dom into a nostalgia empire made for adults If our kids do the same, imagine we’ll get a gritty Beyblades reboot in about 20 years.

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Checks global markets Eh who wants to be a super power anyhow. Maybe America will get really good at soccer and invest in pub culture.

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Having not played 1 or 2, I had no idea what was beyond the vault

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Just here welling up with tears, alone, as I think up a small bit of backstory that will ultimately become a single line of text two books from now. This is a dumb profession. #AmWriting

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Maybe it’s that I was old enough to use a blackberry for work, maybe it’s the years of gaming. An iPhone just feels better in my hand longways.

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Guy walks into bar half filled with friends and half with enemies. Declares he wants to kick everyone ass at once, friend and foe. The predictable happens. Unrelated, gonna go check my retirement account

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Yes please

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Reupping for no particular reason @dandesaimartin.bsky.social

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Me: I’m a writer Them: so you write? Me: let’s not get carried away

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“All day”

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Any other gamers out there save their ult/power ups until it’s too late or no longer useful? There’s a corollary to the real world here and I’m sure I don’t want to know what it is.

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“Did we just lose?”

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Started editing the MS sad to see all my “good work” tossed. Now I’m scraping and drilling through chapters like they’re tooth decay. Deeply satisfying #Amwriting #Skywriters

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Listened to a 14 year old lecture his friend on why Robin Williams is the only true Genie, why Will Smith is terrible, and then show the classic sports-car he wants to buy when he’s older “because it’s the one from American Grafiti.” Hipsterism alive and well in Gen Alpha

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Low-key resistance to gamer nonsense: If you’re playing a female character in a shooter, pick the least sexy skin.

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I have a friend who really doesn’t like electric cars and he’s super loud about it. If he bought an electric car I’d ask him why he bought an electric car. So, anyways… books!

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My 5 favorite film genres are: 1 - bubblegum-chewing freaks save the mall 2 - Aging heroes don’t fight so good, but they’re our only hope 3 - Government/religion broken, so I must punch to freedom 4 - knives out 7 5 - Con-man vs con-man vs con-man heist

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Someone told me graduate degrees are just DLC for college and now I wanna throw my MBA in the river.

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Only sharing as a means to remind myself to watch it, but by all means enjoy.

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Wanna make pasta but still look fancy about it? Here are some tricks:🧵

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If deleted bummer skeets were a natural resource I could establish my own petrol state.

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Wild to me that GameStop never found their footing as a tabletop / MTG / Comics et al shop.🧵

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Grateful to all the creators out there as I disassociate with the help of Yellowjackets and Severance, and soon to be Daredevil and The Righteous Gemstones… Recommendations welcome

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Just one?

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