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Have opened multiple meetings today talking about the SB halftime show. A true hate masterpiece.

Loads of spelling mistakes in this.

TikTok 🤝 Saquon Barkley Continuing their unstoppable runs on a Sunday afternoon

TikTok 🤝 The Detroit Lions Unexpectedly ending a previously unstoppable run on a Saturday night

Maybe the answer I’m looking for is *more* caffeine

The loudest doink in the history of doinks

This is genuinely one of the most inspiring (in a memento mori kinda way) accounts on the Internet. You know what, I will write something dumb and fun this weekend.

IU football lost to two teams this year.

The gold chain rebrand is going swimmingly...

This Colts team needs to look about 95% different next year, front office included.

Our electrician is listening to a medley that just featured the Pokémon theme song blending into a choral version of “Mr. Brightside.” I firmly believe our house is in good hands.

‘Tisn’t the season

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

Yep, that’s my sign to call it on this one.

So often the best #survivor player fails to make it to the final 3, for whatever reason. Not this season. A worthy winner made it happen and deserves the title.

This is true. It's a strange, strange phenomenon. There are a few funny exceptions, but very, very few.

Surely this is the end of the Anthony Richardson Experience in Indy. Let him start the rest of the year, who cares. But the Colts are still in search of a franchise QB.

blow that idea out yer ass

I know Scottie just had himself quite a year, but nobody has dominated the game of golf like Tiger Woods at his best. Can’t wait to dig in to The Tiger Slam

I mean, come on. This guy rules. This is a heron stan account now.

can't stop won't stop liking pictures of Great Blue Herons when they show up on my feed. You all get a like, you magnificent large wading birds.

@minakimes.bsky.social was built for this

Jesus Healing the Lame & Blind, by François-Louis Dejuinne, 1817, 📸 by Phil Ellsworth

Give Midwesterners a 54 degree day in December and you will be greeted by a chorus of 100 lawnmowers

Yeah, these are a must.

Name an inanimate object more dramatic than a remote control dropping from three feet of elevation.

It’s obvious #HarukiMurakami carries many themes and images over from book to book, but by the very nature of magical realism they all feel distinct. #booksky, what’s your favorite Murakami novel?

Bluesky has all been worth it.

Fun to hear the church bells still ringing through this whipping winter wind. Feels almost unfair they have to compete w/ one another on the hour every hour.

What a genuinely fantastic episode of #survivor, from gameplay to editing. Riveting TV, truly.

This is really fucking clever and will never forget it. Will it come in handy? Not likely. But I will know it.

Getting flashbacks of reporting for my college town’s newspaper. You’re annexing what now? I was just thinking of the terrible tequila shot I took over there 5 years ago.