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saw a bio of somebody calling themself a "solopreneur." why would you do that. "hey i'm like an entrepreneur but i'm actually really bad to work with" like oh cool good for you??

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can't make fun of Shrek 5. was way too vocal about liking Puss in Boots 2. be like the jock who makes fun of his nerd friend the second he becomes popular

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its probably not good that i opened up the email about my student loan "income driven repayment plan recertification deadline" with less urgency than the "nintendo gold points are expiring" email

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Just drove down here & nobody knew you

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writing a book called A Tale Of Oops And Daisies

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what do you MEAN the snl thing wasn’t last night

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just asked my buddy if he wanted to hang out tomorrow completely forgetting he's got a girlfriend & tomorrow is Valentine's Day

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

wasnt gonna see Brave New World until i found out one of the 5 writers was also one of the 9 writers on the Sopranos PS2 game

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

anyway here’s a video of me drunk trying to sing both the Eagles fight song & the Wicked riff

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

“Elon should be arrested” not good enough. i need him chained to a rock where crows peck out his insides every day like Prometheus

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Shooters shoot

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Andy Reid has never looked more like Dr Robotnik

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Tubi sure is an app i had to explain to my mom over the phone

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Don’t have enough Super Bowl watchers in my friend group so i’ll just be meandering through ktown bars saying “Go Birds” until someone says it back

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Bottoms / Let's Start a Cult double feature tonight queen??

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Finally watched the first Twin Peaks series & Fire Walk With Me & man I’ve been so stricken by the work of Lynch & Lee

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extremely funny development is this might be the game that gets me back into streaming lmao. been playing it so much. might just start going live on nights i wanna yap & play this

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

a Fantastic Four movie from a director of It's Always Sunny and You're the Worst, you love to hear it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

yeah man had a lot of generals last week. pitched shows to Chick-Fil A, the Kansas City Chiefs, 1-8-7-7-Kars4Kids

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Joe Biden the Vampire Slayer

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I was wondering who they were gonna get to star in Old 2

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

made me mad!!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i like when they give the artists i like their trophies. i think they should try giving me one though, just to see if i'd like that more

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

reading theory

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the democratic party will never learn

submitted 27 days ago • 288 comments

Heres a tiktok i made & like & cant upload here because its longer than 60 seconds lmao www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YRmdGm/

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

yeah man i don't know if i'll watch that movie, i have too many videos of twitch streamers watching car chases to catch up on

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4

submitted 30 days ago • 38 comments

this is character assassination

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

guess who just immediately spent an hour on this game unbreaded.itch.io/tictactic

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

thank you Craig of the Creek

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I do think it should be illegal to make me work during an Eagles game. is there anyone who knows Bird Law that can help me build my case

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

first thing i've ever actually watched Paul Mescal in & it's Gladiator 2 lmao

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

One of my most toxic traits is out in full force as I’m watching The Traitors & yelling at my TV over the plays they make like a real armchair quarterback

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

had to google if they're even called "humans" in Star Wars. would've been fun if they at least gave us some kinda fun space name like Stumbos or Danimals

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I should not have to hear yet another Cologuard commercial character butcher My Way interrupting my stories every seven minutes!!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

lmao i signed up for Paramount+ last week to watch Twin Peaks but so far i have watched 4 episodes & instead rewatched every Jackass movie

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

BAD NEWS FILM FANS-- whoever wins this Eagles Rams playoff game is the city to which David Lynch's soul will return for all of eternity. They're playing for keeps.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

TikTok back

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If they made a new They Might Be Giants album after they all died would it be considered a posthumongous release

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i have finished my Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch & while it is very far from my biggest complaint it's funnier to make my big hot take "Buffy should've worked at the burger place more"

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

f it, Jon Barr Death of TikTok Compilation youtu.be/fcVDkleGjh4?...

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