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jonbois.bsky.social
jon https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
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maybe the best one yet this is so fucking funny

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

rory mcilroy has won the first annual fool’s hockey jamboree

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game

submitted 4 hours ago • 47 comments

This far and away the funniest thing @jonbois.bsky.social has ever done

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

pretty good, episode 19: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?" an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:

submitted 12 hours ago • 23 comments

another new episode of pretty good is gonna go up on our youtube channel from behind the paywall tomorrow. it's the one about the mattress company that won't stop emailing me

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social is this watching baseball?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

just tried some oat milk ice cream. good stuff

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social watching golf

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“D’oh!!” Homer Simpson has appeared in over 500 episodes of The Simpsons.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

i'll never stop gushing about my love for jon's videos, but seriously consider giving this series a watch. a masterpiece start to finish

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 4 days ago • 173 comments

i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos

submitted 4 days ago • 52 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

reasons you should watch this: - one man's jaw-dropping stupidity affecting the entire world (seems relevant today!) - the first recorded instance of Poster's Madness in human history - the simple fact that there was a human being named Wildman Whitehouse

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

This is my favorite thing Bois has ever created. It's probably the best example of his skill for telling stories that have basically never been told in a way that makes them the most interesting stories you've ever heard, absolutely incredible stuff

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This has been really good even among Jon's impeccable body of work. Almost hate to wax current but it's nice to spend some time thinking about how the inertia of human progress can overcome, and has repeatedly, a single destructive doofus

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

FOOL TIME: THE SERIES FINALE starring Wildman Whitehouse, one of the stupidest guys to ever live 1 hour, 11 minutes this and the entire rest of the series are now live for our patreon members. subscriptions start at $5/month www.patreon.com/posts/126093...

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

tomorrow on the patreon we drop the FOOL TIME series finale starring this guy, one of the dumbest guys in human history

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

SUNDAY'S SORTED

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

pretty good, episode 17: I AM GOING TO FIX THE KNICKS just dropped free to watch on youtube today after six months as a patreon exclusive this is probably the stupidest video i have ever made. enjoy youtu.be/SHtKQmuf6Eo?...

submitted 7 days ago • 26 comments

congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

this play is still probably the best throw/catch combo i've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSir...

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

the price of the Switch 2 suggests that the time is finally ripe for the Video Game 3,000 — first reviewed by @jonbois.bsky.social in 2013 — to enter mass production www.polygon.com/2013/8/26/46...

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

hey all 👋 have any of you recently committed any crimes? happy to snitch on you if so, please dm

submitted 10 days ago • 140 comments

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

submitted 11 days ago • 106 comments

we’re doin this live now

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

submitted 14 days ago • 67 comments

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

submitted 14 days ago • 60 comments

no better way to make a few bucks on bluesky than to publish a quick post, get some engagement, and watch the cash roll in

submitted 14 days ago • 38 comments

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 14 days ago • 58 comments

just moved a heavy piece of furniture. i’m jack reacher

submitted 15 days ago • 90 comments

hey what’s up everybody, happy saturday. just wanted to jump on here for a minute so I could stifle free speech and silence the opinions of others

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments