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🚨 EPISODE 147 - DREDD 🚨 After a long drought of good movies, we finally got one! It’s 2012’s cult classic DREDD

The thing you need to understand about Chuck Schumer is that at his core he’s really just a smol bean. Just a wittle guy

🫧 EPISODE 146 - BUBBLE BOY 🫧 The forgotten movie of early Jake Gyllenhaal, it’s 2001’a BUBBLE BOY

“Does it hang to the left or the right” neither. True north

Trying to remember how that B.O.B. and Bruno Mars song goes

It’s a bit insane to me that libs think we can vote/legislate our way out of this. Democracy isn’t at risk, it’s dead. We might have a say in what replaces it but we’re not gonna vote our way there

I’m not so sure about this Elon Musk fella

⏰ EPISODE 145 - AFTER HOURS ⏰ Because nothing is more anxiety inducing than being up past your bedtime, we’re talking about AFTER HOURS this week

Asking my surgeon to do it “the ocky way” and refusing to elaborate

Never related to a song more than the Kidz Bop version of Hot To Go

Had a cup of pasta and 14 meatballs and my stomach hurts? I must be gluten intolerant

Nice movie ya got there. Be a real shame if they *takes long drag on cigarette* put a piano cover of Where Is My Mind in it.

“They’re going to take away social security and I wont be able to retire” if it makes you feel any better, we’ll be dead long before it matters

Hey real quick is this good

McGruff the Crime Dog sounds like a dog who does crimes. He should be called McGruff the Crime Prevention Dog

Ketamine owes me this one after the conversations I’ve been forced to have with people who had taken it

If nobody got me I know the microwaveable spicy chicken sandwiches from Costco got me

Imagine working tirelessly to make America and the world a much worse place and then also taking away peoples mental health medication

I think it’s cool that the creepy uncle who “did his own research” is now in charge of the Health Department. Seems like a good and cool thing to happen

(Reporting for duty at The Gorge) Them: You will have no direct contact with the outside world for a year Me: Can we stretch that to 4 years

NPCs in MMORPGs are crazy cuz they’ll meet somebody for the first time and be like “Hey what’s up man. Can you go kill a bunch of animals for me and bring me their hides?”

No, Tame Impala is not “one guy.” We all contain multitudes

✉️ EPISODE 144 - BLAST ME ANYTHING ✉️ We’re doing our second ever mailbag episode!

My power rankings for best number of beers to drink- 1. 8 beers 2. 5 beers 3. 11 beers 4. 7 beers 5. 4 beers

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made? It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇 If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹

No idea who this is but they’re kinda spittin right now

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to Arrakis and I’m just gonna let him go crazy

When I find myself in times of trouble Raylan Givens comes to me Speaking words of wisdom- “rewatch Justified to distract yourself from the horrors”

Did anybody else watch the November Rain music video as a kid and think “Well. I guess if it rains on your wedding day, the bride dies”?

Thought they threw Chris Nolan in director jail for a second

“AI is gonna take your job” I’d like to see AI drink a little too much and text all his friends about how cherished they are

[news panel show] STEPHEN MILLER: The liberals are overreacting, we're not shutting off Medicaid MEDICAID DIRECTOR: Actually, we've been shut off STEPHEN MILLER: How dare you contradict me. That kind of insolence is why we're shutting off Medicaid