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jonforsythe.bsky.social
Chicago improviser, comedian, writer. But day job covers almost none of that.
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I think regular cops should patrol without guns. Take away their ability to kill citizens. Force them to learn deescalation techniques. Use rope, pillows, bedding, shields to capture ppl. I've seen the videos; they work. Only SWAT teams should have guns. Make no-knock warrants illegal.

This is so far over the line it’s disorienting.

Chicago sports are down so bad that the only Chicago team that won today did so because they beat a different Chicago team

Someone check on Rebecca Lowe after Crystal Palace did it.

Chicago area Dust Storm morning? What is going on?

There's literally no difference between a public national monument approved by Congress and a $400 million jet the president keeps

The Constitution disagrees. The Emoluments Clause, part of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bans office holders from taking ANY gifts from foreign countries. There is no mention of quid pro quo. That is because the Founding Fathers knew that even the *appearance* of corruption promotes corruption.

@chicagocta.bsky.social The Ventra App is down on iOS

The jet is a bribe. And it’s a direct violation of the United States Constitution IF it is to be transferred to a presidential library, as reported. If it remains property of the US Government after he leaves office, then it’s no different than the Resolute Desk. As reported, it’s impeachable.

But remember, *you* can only have two dolls and five pencils

ICE agents should not be permitted to wear masks. They should have their names and identification numbers clearly displayed to all. Democracy and protecting our rights depends upon public accountability. Masked agents of the state abusing and disappearing people is not exactly friendly to that.

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

Chicago Pope needs to rule on dibs.

If you’re able to call him Leo XIV, you’re able to call trans ppl by the name they want to be called.

Chicago Pope Bob Pope

Something I hope everyone covers this tomorrow notes is that...the President has no authority whatsoever to make trade deals without congress. None. Not even the pretext of one.

Hey dare, Bobby Pope. Do us a favor & bless the White Sox this season, eh?

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

Just as us CRS fans privately suspected. Congrats to the couple!

This isn't hypothetical. The coming days are bringing higher prices and disrupted supply chains, this time not because of a pandemic or a war, but self-inflicted by our country's government under this president.

Remember when republicans said we couldn’t have gun control because the real solution was mental health services?

So well said, @kibblesmith.com

#Andor #Andorseason2 #AndorS2 #Andorspoilers Eps 4-6 were amazing. Spy craft is always very fascinating. But also in ep 6 I got so stressed & had to pause the ep to gather my bearings & eat some food; try to lower my blood pressure. I cheered at the ending of ep 6 btw.

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…

The 2-yr old girl in Will Ferrell’s 2007 “The Landlord” short is now around 20 years old.

The major US ports are empty; can’t wait for empty store shelves & hoarding of toilet paper to begin without a pandemic driving this but 47’s tariffs.

This feels a lot like that early period of Covid when some people were shouting about how bad it was going to be while guys like Trump and Musk were predicting it would be over by April.

Could you ever have imagined you would see a headline like this in your lifetime

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

The toddler, a U.S. citizen, was apparently sent to Honduras with her mother and 11-year-old sister, even as a federal judge tried to contact an attorney representing the government.

i genuinely want to know what the hell is wrong with this guy. he is a total monster and i am a little interested in how he got to be this way.

This is also known as disappearing people without due process

They’re arresting white judges in swing states now, if you’re trying to determine how safe you are

This is crazy. ICE didn’t have event have a warrant to arrest the guy! The judge asked for it and they said “we have an administrative warrant” (not a real warrant). She told them to kick rock and now the FBI is charging her with obstruction the arrest ‼️

HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan

What a wonderful surprise to see fellow Chicago improvisers from @magictavern.bsky.social on Critical Role's latest Narrative Telephone. Congrats to both on their 10 year anniversaries.

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF