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jonjagger.bsky.social
Streamer, Podcaster, and professional Dad Co-Host of CORE on the Frogpants Network
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I'm sorry to my wife, because at some point tomorrow she's going to ask me, "How was the wrestling show you watched," and be subjected to a maddeningly long and detailed response about things she cares very little for and with a fervor she wishes I showed for just about anything else.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I spend an absurd amount of time picking something to watch in bed for a person that consistently falls asleep instantly and misses 99% of whatever I pick.

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

Me: Hey buddy, can I ask you a favor? Son: What? Me: Can I have a big hug? Son: Of course! (gives super big hug) Son: Dad, can I ask you a favor? Me: Of course. Son: Can you put the dishes away?

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

The pattern continues... Me: Alright, time to get my shit together and get some stuff done. Life: We'll just see about that! (rolls up sleeves)

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

The other Civs were picking on me. #CivVII

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I hope in 15 years everyone is having very normal conversations about a gigantic purple man named ‘Galactus’ in the same way we now have normal conversations about an above average sized purple man named ‘Thanos’.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

@joceplays.bsky.social if you haven’t play ‘Return of the Obra Dinn’ you should! It’s more like Roottrees than Lorelei, but it is maybe my favorite narrative puzzle game ever.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

We look ahead to the big games of February like Civilization VII, Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii, Avowed, Monster Hunter Wilds, and more! FEEDS, EPISODE and SITE: frogpants.com/core VIDEO: youtube.com/scottjohnson

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Mark this day, for it is the day I invented the Royal Grilled Cheese Sandwich. No, I did not look it up to see if this was already a thing. Like a true explorer I’m simply taking credit for it.

submitted 39 days ago • 5 comments

Fan Fact: A clump of gummy bears all stuck together is called an "orgy"

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

My Current Favorite Toddler-isms: “Bumble Gun” = Bubble Gum “Jolly Pigs” = Peppa Pig “Lunch House” = a restaurant

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

My son is a natural contrarian, can swear like a sailor, is the class clown, and thinks just about anything is worth it as long as someone laughed. Principal is gonna have us on speed dial when he does to school.

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Listen and hear one man ask the eternal question, "Am I the problem?"

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

When the cereal bag starts to fall out of the box as you pour it.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

My son named his two firetrucks "Fireese" and "Bob MacanCheese".

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

Little Man: Daddy, will we play after I sleep? Me: Yeah we'll play tomorrow. Little Man: No, in our dreams, will we play? Me: Yeah buddy, let's meet up and play in our dreams.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

My son told me he wanted me to wake him up tomorrow with waffles and maple syrup ready at his bed. I told him I would, not because I'm spoiling him, but because honestly that sounds pretty awesome and I can't blame him for trying.

submitted 59 days ago • 8 comments

Me 3 days ago: I might finally watch Squid Game. Me 2 days ago: I need to stop watching Squid Game. Me 1 day ago: I'm not going to start season 2 of Squid Game Me Today: I need to not finish season 2 of Squid Game

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I woke up early today because my dream had reached a satisfying narrative conclusion and was sadly far too awake by the time I realized that doesn’t mean I had to actually get up.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I'm about to watch the Finale of "What We Do in the Shadows" and I am going to really miss this show.

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

What does this mean? It claims “The cookie you love, just got even better!” But then it offers no information about that. Did they change them in some way? Are they saying they are now better than all cookies? Are we a level beyond 1000 chip delicious? What have you done Nabisco?

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

I saw someone T posing on the sidewalk while driving home and I guess we just are in a simulation after all?

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

My son had a nightmare. Somehow this has resulted in him now sleeping peacefully while I’m still awake pondering how strangely parenthood works. Also Happy New Year

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Man, that light bouncing off Jon's head is a bit much.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 40 years old and that's way too old to have "HOT TO GO!" stuck in your head, but this is what having kids does to a person.

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

I got caught trying to steal some of my son's Christmas candy. I know true shame.

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

Before Kids: Man I was lazy and just watched TV all day. I can’t believe I watched the whole season of episodes. After Kids: Man I was lazy and just watched TV all day. I can’t believe I saw almost an entire hour long episode.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment