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I think I had a #dream last night. Yes, I’m almost certain I did. I haven’t had one in so long.

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I love not seeing ads flood my social feed. That is something I really, really value about #Bluesky. I have zero interest about going back to FB, Insta, or X.

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If dementia Joe outperforms Trump on the economy, that would be too #hilarious. I'm already laughing at the thought.😭

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I haven’t had DP in a while—but this commercial is (still) out of this world. Haha.

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Land dog meets water dog.

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Me, avoiding certain people/situations like..

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Actual footage of #gay otters.

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Z: What do you really want in #life, Jonathan? Me: I don’t know—but #sex and #cheesecake is a really nice start.

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He’s such a good traveler.

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Honestly, I need the same thing to unlock my phone because—UGH—I’ve sent messages to the wrong people before. Granted, my texts—though revealing—didn’t risk troops or expose war plans, allegedly… but they were definitely still embarrassing.

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Does this include the nuclear codes?

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The “five things” email forced government workers to take part in their own public humiliation before their mass terminations. Now, nobody is even managing the inbox meant for “five things”—workers apparently kept submitting long after leadership stopped caring. Awful. #doge #elonmusk

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#teamhasan

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Hansel and Gretel may stem from the Great Famine of 1315–1317, when a sudden agricultural collapse left many starving. In England, France, and Germany, there were rare but real reports of parents resorting to cannibalism—desperation driving them to act like rodents culling their young. Horrifying

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Sometimes I feel like one of the lions in front of the New York Public Library. They’ve seen a lot. … a lot of people… blur by.

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The icon. The legend. The moment. Brenda. #scarymovie

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If the #Signalchat truly contained no classified information, then there’s no reason it shouldn’t be fully released under #FOIA for public review, right?

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I'm not about to stumble through the slaughterhouse of life stone-cold sober—that’d be cruel and unusual punishment. Hell no. #Life is hard. Grueling and gray, at times. If I’m doing this, I’ll need a little buzz now and then. You know?

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I don’t listen to my favorite songs—I listen to my favorite songs, slowed down. They hit deeper that way. They feel deeper. . . that way. When they go slow.

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“I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams.” — #ZdzislawBeksinski

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Hoffman says that “deeply” engaging with #AI can unlock cognitive #superpowers, helping us think, analyze, and solve problems more effectively. This enhanced ability, in turn, empowers us to make better decisions and take greater control over our lives and actions.

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Despite dominating internet search with 90% of the market, #Google ’s Gemini #AI chatbot struggles to match the user engagement of #ChatGPT and #DeepSeek, which receive more visits.

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Pt 1) #LGBTQ+ youth, especially those homeless, are at higher risk of sex #trafficking. If #DEI outreach at the #FBI is cut, the agency may struggle to connect #traumatized minors with life-saving services, such as mental health support. #TheTrevorProject says therapy reduces suicide in kids.

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Such a great point!

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Not me at 1am.

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A #Florida man drove his SUV toward peaceful protesters of #Elon Musk and #Tesla on Saturday, making the two women fear for their lives. According to a Tesla employee, the man entered the dealership, said he stands with the company, then left.

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#DuncanSheik saving my life—again—tonight. Like he has, ever since I was a kid. #Music can be everything, too. I’m so happy he’s still creating— #Broadway, I heard.

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Current (and recurring) mood: #ParkerPosie in “Drunks.”

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Relatable. #cats

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This.⬇️⬇️⬇️

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As the U.S. edges toward economic collapse, historical data reveals a pattern: since WWII, the American #economy has consistently performed better under #Democratic presidents. Source: Economic Policy Institute

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“Ditto.” #addamsfamily

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Fuck yes.

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Please watch this if you have some time. #elonmusk #serialscamartist

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Italian researchers say they found a huge "underground city" beneath the Khafre Pyramid, with spiral staircases going about 2,100 feet underground, leading to big chambers with channels that look like pipelines. Egyptologist Zahi Hawass disagrees and says no one was allowed to work in that area.

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"What we have to face is that we don’t know what’s going on." — #TerenceMcKenna

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The national anthem of Jonathanland. 🎶I don’t tell you what to say. I don’t tell you what to do. So just let me be myself. That’s all I ask of you. 🎶 #lesleygore

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“There is something in the universe that responds to brave, intrepid thought. The Power that holds and that moves the stars in their courses, fights for the brave and the upright. Courage has power and magic in it.” — Ralph Waldo Trine

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By throwing the ball back, Thomas acknowledges the illusion of the game—recognizing he's part of something unreal. Still, he chooses to play along. #life

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Barry, Barry, Barry. . . #hotnesscartoonified

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"We must learn to view the world not as it is but as it could be—a limitless #vista of opportunities." — @barackobama.bsky.social

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#Elon Musk called Judge Kathaleen McCormick an "activist" after her ruling denied him a $56 billion pay package, citing his undue influence over #Tesla ’s board. She decided that even though shareholders voted again to approve the package, the conflict of interest couldn’t be ignored.

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::sigh:: I wish I loved #cooking.

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Omg. #Elon Musk is lobbying #Delaware lawmakers to pass a bill drafted by his legal team to reinstate his $56 billion #Tesla compensation package, which a Delaware judge struck down in January 2024 as “unfathomable” and unfair to shareholders. Musk called the judge an “activist” over the ruling.

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I think #DojaCat said it best, “P*ssy like an Alakazam.”

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