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I like long walks on the beach under a moonlit sky with a donut in each hand.
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Petition to rename Earth to "the Planet", bringing it into line with the Moon and the Sun

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

Are we fucking 'great' yet? Is this winning? Goddamn magas, they suck hard for electing this dipshit.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

How is "spending countless hours poring over years of postings" not massive government waste?? Fucking stupid.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I know there aren't a lot of dumbasses on here (yet), but here's a little reminder for them anyway.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ugly little couch-fucking troll.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Brilliant.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

By Siegfried Woldhek

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever this Neal Jones guy is, he makes an excellent point.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

1,000,000 days ago was the year 713 BCE. I can't explain how it feels incongruous but it does.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Looking good!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sheriff Treadboot, reporting for ignorance

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

To all my conservative friends who just can't let people be who they want to be.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

He's an orange piece of shit

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Oops!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Would rather have Morbo than leon

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

As i said two days ago, this terrorist organization pretending to be an administration continues its search to find new lows.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Who remembers the 1998 movie American History X? Go watch it.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Straight from the mouth of the wannabe dictator himself. It's open season on billionaires

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I just now learned about Kash Patel's childrens' book trilogy, The Plot Against the King. ...Oh my fucking god.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Fear of a school shooting. Fear of ICE raids. Fear of cyber bullying. Kids today don't get to have any peace.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This terrorist organization that holds our nation hostage continues to discover new lows.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

When i hear "flooding the zone" it reminds me of that part on Chemical Plant Zone in Sonic 2 where that narrow corridor with the harrowing shifting platforms fills with purple water.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I really didn't appreciate my tax dollars paying for trump to ride around Daytona on the warmup laps in the Beast. I especially detest the amount of tax dollars spent to fly Air Force One there with it and trump. Flagrant wasteful spending right there.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Oh it's President's Day? Lolz

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submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

In a happy, healthy nation - a "great" America if you will - calls for revolution wouldn't be necessary

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

But in happier news...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a person who hates people easily, but... Leon is not a person, and I easily hate him.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The whole Gulf of America bs is a distraction. Google is just bending knee and sucking it hard. We KNOW the name didn't officially change and it's not going to, so let's get back to focusing on actual problems.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a metalhead, and metal will NEVER play at the Super Bowl (although Gojira at the Olympics was epic) With that said, deal with the 12 minutes and move on. There was nothing wrong with it, and you portray yourself as a bigot. Whatta buncha snowflakes ❄️❄️❄️

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments