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jonnyw.bsky.social
Not a cat, but a real human working in End User Computing, navigating family life with my wife and 2 daughters. Opinions my own and not of my employer. He/him
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I catch my eldest singing a few words from a familiar song & I say "Oh that's Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs" & she usually replies, "No it's from TikTok"💀 (And then begins my lesson on how music doesn't just magically appear, someone has to record it and then I remember GenAI and crawl back into my hole)

Advanced Data Protection in Apple products has been disabled in the UK.

Nothing like a passport renewal photo to remind you of your own mortality.

Love watching the Stacey Solomon sort your life out program where most of the team gut out the house from top to bottom and redecorate it and there's one guy that shows you how to clean your glasses with a banana skin and an old crisp packet

My 12 year old nephew just informed me you can put the word "anal" in front of any type of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but I kinda like the Anal Freestyle.

Budding artists and authors: According to my kids, the best time to start a complex crafting project or write a novel is *just before* you're meant to leave the house.

Oh dear, it's "mammoth box of cables sort out time"

Got sent out of geography for blowing my nose too loudly.

What you are seeing this morning over the refugee decision is Labour alienating and offending its remaining liberal supporters without bringing any new voters onside.

I don't even like watching bowling, but I'm very interested to see what Kendrick Lamar is going to do

Heavy police presence for 'Meet Miffy' in town

Rock Star day at primary school. Eldest grabs her leather jacket, ripped jeans, black lipstick. Youngest: "Ooh I don't think anyone's seen my Squirtle T-shirt yet" ☺️