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Amazon: “Your cart is calling!”

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

A restaurant will serve up the greasiest food and give you THIS napkin. Please. What is this supposed to do!?

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Buenos días bloomfies☀️☕️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sen. Sharer says that smog was solved by the O&G industry cleaning up its act. Well, yes, thanks to environmental regs pushing them and other sectors to do so. #nmpol #nmleg www.vox.com/future-perfe...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Imma really need people to stop saying “You guys” when you mean “You all” And if you say “your guys’s” (ex. is that your guys’s stuff?” JAIL.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to people in these shades. 🌞 Keep your heads up.

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

Late Winter Coney Island Check-in! 🎢☀️🌊

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is it me or did Bey make some slight updates to Desert Eagle? I remember not liking it on the first listen but upon a revisit…🔥🔥🔥

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Okay Onya is the real deal fr fr

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KETU TeCRÉ 🤝🏽 Un Ratito

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I wonder what’s taking up so much storage in my phone and it’s all these WhatsApp family chat images/videos 🙄

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

LITERALLY punching the air bc this bitch is pushing me!!😠

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The wind in NYC right now is NOT short-king-friendly. 😔

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Lord, may I never become a pick-me gay 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

If y’all wanna see full lists, the sites are still active so take full advantage before the rotten fruit continues to ruin government entities www.fda.gov/safety/recal...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Well, if they just absolutely had to rename the Gulf of Mexico, at least they named it after her:

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t wait for Kori and Lydia to have to lip sync against eachother 😈

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

LMAOO My experience w virgos is they’re v self centered 😶 all the girlies can’t be Beyonce, there’s only one! 🤐🫨😬

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

And don’t get me started on Virgos🤧🤧🤧

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Buy them a 36 pack of eggs so they know it’s real. 😤

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Amazon: “Your cart is calling!”

A restaurant will serve up the greasiest food and give you THIS napkin. Please. What is this supposed to do!?

Buenos días bloomfies☀️☕️

Sen. Sharer says that smog was solved by the O&G industry cleaning up its act. Well, yes, thanks to environmental regs pushing them and other sectors to do so. #nmpol #nmleg www.vox.com/future-perfe...

Imma really need people to stop saying “You guys” when you mean “You all” And if you say “your guys’s” (ex. is that your guys’s stuff?” JAIL.

Good morning to people in these shades. 🌞 Keep your heads up.

Late Winter Coney Island Check-in! 🎢☀️🌊

Is it me or did Bey make some slight updates to Desert Eagle? I remember not liking it on the first listen but upon a revisit…🔥🔥🔥

Okay Onya is the real deal fr fr

KETU TeCRÉ 🤝🏽 Un Ratito

I wonder what’s taking up so much storage in my phone and it’s all these WhatsApp family chat images/videos 🙄

LITERALLY punching the air bc this bitch is pushing me!!😠

The wind in NYC right now is NOT short-king-friendly. 😔

Lord, may I never become a pick-me gay 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

If y’all wanna see full lists, the sites are still active so take full advantage before the rotten fruit continues to ruin government entities www.fda.gov/safety/recal...

Well, if they just absolutely had to rename the Gulf of Mexico, at least they named it after her:

I can’t wait for Kori and Lydia to have to lip sync against eachother 😈

LMAOO My experience w virgos is they’re v self centered 😶 all the girlies can’t be Beyonce, there’s only one! 🤐🫨😬

And don’t get me started on Virgos🤧🤧🤧

Buy them a 36 pack of eggs so they know it’s real. 😤

Juan Soto gave Brett Baty an SUV as a thank-you for giving up the jersey #22. I’m just wondering why no one has ever bought me a thank-you car yet 🚗🤨

“You’re so level-headed” thanks its trauma 🫠🥴

Drop something GREEN 🌴🐸🐢 Boston - 2022

😍😍 Baby this is Big KeKe Palmer!! NEVER the lil one!! My gawd today!