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jonsequitur.bsky.social
Looking is free, but touching is gonna cost you something
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Oh cool, now I know never to switch to T Mobile

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Local Dog Appears Unconcerned That "I've Got Your Ears, Your Little Earsles, Yes I Do"

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

We should just be glad Lou Holtz was wearing an 88 cap rather than 1488

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, yes, I'm late. But more importantly I'm stupid.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

a lotta yall still dont get it skeeters can use multiple slurp juices on a single skeet so if you have 1 astro skeet and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new skeets Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Skeets and Skeet Forces

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaand there goes my power.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

For a small dog with a thin coat Gigi seems to enjoy the snow

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Ozriel usurped my foot blanket on the ottoman to create his cozy cave.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Only thing I don't like about new year's day is that I've washed both LC dutch ovens by hand 3 times today.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Never seen a rb suplexed into the endzone by his own lineman

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The Benz is absolutely ruining kickers this year

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Ball don't lie

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

My only takeaway from the bowl games this year is that Big X refs never call offensive holding.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

As somebody who is regularly the only person in my Planet Fitness (usually between 0100-0400) I'm interested I'm seeing if there is an uptick the next few weeks.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

PSA for readers of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social - be careful consuming at the gym, a recent episode caused an involuntary guffaw reacting to a "perfect" Australian accent nearly caused skullcrushers to be a literal reality.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Ezekiel is clocking in for his last shift at the biscuit factory for the year.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Gigi is trying so hard to pretend Ozriel doesn't exist and he isn't cooperating

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

So Matt Gaetz is really out here claiming "All I'm really guilty of, people, is being s generous (financially/pharmaceutically) lover. Amirite?"

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Ozriel loves Gigi so much and Gigi wishes he didn't exist

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Well, *I* call him my Tasmanian Angel

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Happy emotional terrorism commercial season to all!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I swear, if the instructor of this training class makes us break for lunch before the exam on the day before Thanksgiving imma lose it.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Only one proper response to my @actioncookbook.com re-up

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I'll say it again for the people in the back, just because my interests don't align with yours (and no, they're not being a nazi or a pornbot) doesn't mean I should be stuck on Twitter. They're the ones who suck.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I, for one, love echo chambers. Really cuts down the time I spend every day finding the perfect canyon.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck you Messi FEA

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

The Miami doubter has logged on

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Bees!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

As if things weren't dire enough this week, I just got an invitation to join my neighborhood's Nextdoor list.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I guess I just thought better of more people than i should have.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like I picked the wrong election day to stop huffing glue

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

No matter which way this goes, as a middle aged straight white male I'll be fine. But godsdamnit can't we think about other people sometimes?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments