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God bless it! I rushed it and made blatantly obvious mistakes. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #182 "Modern Mainstays" 🟒🟑🟑🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #181 🟑🟑βšͺ️🟑⚫️ πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #180 "Righties v. Lefties" πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Pet Peeve: When someone pronounces the "s" at the end of Illinois.

Tonight's the night. I can feel it. And I'm dressed for the occasion.

Listening to Alex Cohen call games on Marquee is a much more pleasurable experience than listening to Boog and it isn't even close.

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #179 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Elon has Tweeted 505 times in the last 3 days. It's amazing he still finds the time to discover wasteful government spending.

RIP Miss Yvonne. Gone at 78. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/a...

I could have sworn Addison Russell played more games at 2B than he did SS. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #178 "On The Basepaths" 🟒🟑🟑🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Repost if your team is 4-0.

She got tripped and called for a foul. Unbelievable.

What a great first half for the Hawks!

This was pretty tough. I got a little lucky on the rankings. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #177 🟑🟑🟑🟑⚫️ πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

WALKOFF! Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #176.2 "Pitching Pros" πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

This was tricky. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #175 🟑🟒🟑🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the β€œking” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a β€œdictator.”

Damn it. I forgot about Damon Buford and Grace could have been '89 OR '00. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #174 "Hits By Year" 🟑🟑🟒🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

I'm absolutely shocked they reversed that call. I'll take it.

SMH Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #173 🟑🟑🟒🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

I was promised basketball at 8pm. Not fake golfing.

Woof! This one was rough. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #172 "11, 12, 13, 14" βšͺ️βšͺ️βšͺ️βšͺ️⚫️ πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #171 🟑🟒🟒🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

All covers of "Nothing Compares 2 U" will be judged against the all time best performance by Chris Cornell. This one isn't bad, but it isn't CC. #SNL50

The refs just gave him continuation on a travel. SMH.

I get injuries. But let's not pretend this is something new. Iowa was getting blown out, especially on the road, before Freeman and Thelwell got hurt. This is just another embarrassment.

This was a tricky one. 2022 was a forgettable year for the Cubs. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #170 "Top & Bot: 2022" 🟑🟑βšͺ️βšͺ️⚫️ πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Obvious mistake kept me from a walkoff. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #169 🟒🟒🟑🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

It's always a good day when you have a Steve Buechele reference. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #168 "Happy Valentines Day" πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

Almost had it. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #167 🟒🟑🟒🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Get tickets now, Hawk fans!

Another banger! Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #166 "Fly Like An Eagle" πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

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Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #165 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com