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Well this is a new one.

This is the best week of the school year. No one gives a shit about anything. Anyway, here's The Bloodhound Gang.

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #276 "Lou Gehrig Day" 🟒🟑🟑🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Another series win!

Spot-fucking-on

Ernie Johnson and the crew are about to go fishing for the very last time. You might want to turn it to TNT if you're not watching.

A win is a win.

FLY THE FLAG SING THE SONG CUBS WIN!

At least PCA leads off the bottom of the 11th on 2nd...right?

I just realized there might only be one more NBA on TNT post-game show ever. Now I'm really sad.

Soooooo...is it 10 or 11 wins?

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #270 "Cream And The Crop" 🟑🟒βšͺ️🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Reese McGuire just lost 67 points off his batting average with that strikeout. #Cubs #Math

PCA!!!!!!!

At least Brunson tried to inbound the ball unlike some people.

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #264 "Call To The Pen" 🟒🟑🟑🟑 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Seiya! See ya!

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #259 "Vedder Cup" 🟑βšͺ️🟑🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

He's just so.damn.bad at business.

#Cubs

Maybe the Cubs can sign Baty once he's washed up in a few years. See: Daniel Murphy

Kirk Ferentz still has a chip on his shoulder about this. He really wanted to see the Original Pink Floyd of Rosedale.

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

i'm sorry, i'm not even catholic and I still have other editing to do, but the second I sit down at a computer and check a social media site, my brain switches to is this the first pope to have ever eaten culvers cheese curds

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #251 🟒βšͺ️βšͺ️🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Ugh. Dumb mistake. Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #250 "Walks By Year" 🟑🟑🟒🟒 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

Carson Kelly

BACK TO BACK JACKS! #Cubs

#Cubs PCA did it again!!!

That was a helluva time for the ref to swallow the whistle. Lucy Olsen was obviously fouled on that game winning attempt.

This beatdown the Cavs are putting on the Heat is one of the reasons I hate the play-in.

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #240 πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

So far, no Jackson, Castro, Lachey or Higgins selected. I'm shocked that all 4 are still undrafted.

The national talking heads said no one wants to go to the draft in Green Bay.

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Cubs #237 "Roster Roundup" πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸŸ’πŸš€ dailywalkoff.com

The Cubs are 7-0 when the score at least 10 runs. It's April 22nd.