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Early start today flying home but managed to drag myself into town for a little cake, of sorts, and a lovely drink just how I like it. 36 ain’t so bad. At least that’s what I’m telling myself!

On a reading roll atm, just finished my fourth fiction book in the past month: Gabriel’s Moon by William Boyd - an author I was previously unfamiliar with. Enjoyable spy/Cold War thriller, with real-world events interwoven in the plot.

Miss you already

Latest we’ve been down for breakfast today. It was very busy and all a bit hectic. The way some people speak to hotel staff though, it’s disgraceful. Had to bite my tongue.

Habemus Europa

Just having yer ma for dessert

Right well I’ve held off long enough today

Nothing says slipping comfortably into middle age like becoming a Birkenstock guy

Fairly flown through this - just incredible storytelling

One of the very best CL ties I can ever remember. The look on Kelly’s face when Inter equalised knowing there was 30 mins extra (drinking) time…

The rain in Spain falls mainly on Menorca ffs

You little beauty

Already seen a lad in a Bilbao top here. Tough luck fella.

United can’t ruin this

Just got to the hotel and it’s stunning. I’ve been banished to the corridor while Kelly films her room video as per

Middle aged blokes cutting about in matching Berghaus T-shirts and shorts 👎🏼