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What a shame. DeSantis' plan to fill vacancies created by persecuting immigrants by making schoolchildren work all night on school nights fell apart. These ghouls need to learn a lesson by paying a living wage and giving workers dignity. Let kids be kids. www.newsweek.com/florida-plan...

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Minnesota state lawmakers are trying to pass a bill labeling mRNA vaccines as "weapons of mass destruction," and make it a crime to manufacture, distribute, or administer them. I hope they all die, slowly and painfully, of preventable causes. Morons. www.autoimmuneinstitute.org/research_upd...

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Tesla raised eyebrows when they drained 47 million in EV rebates from a Canadian program in a weekend. Tesla said they were backfilling rebates, but the government smelled fraud. Now Tesla wants to sue. I hope they lose their ability to sell cars in the country. mobilesyrup.com/2025/05/02/t...

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Someone needs a 72,000 hour psych hold.

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I am 100% on board with the sentiment, but on the other hand, I think MAGAts should die as incels. You do you, or whomever.

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Mr. Rogers would be so disappointed in these assholes.

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This dirty skank who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples between her own repeated nuptials has lost another appeal, must pay $360,000 to a couple whose rights she violated. I hope she steps barefoot on a Lego every day of her miserable life. www.kentucky.com/news/politic...

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If only the media would call him out on it, but they don't want to upset the toddler with the nuclear football.

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I hope he continues to shower you with everything you deserve. Did you learn anything? www.ajc.com/news/georgia...

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Instead of following the law and a supreme court order, they double and triple down on KA Garcia and attempt to litigate him after the fact with tattoos and previous run ins with the law. It's a pathetic shell game to distract us. And we won't fall for it. apnews.com/article/abre...

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This is a driverless truck dragging a motorcycle, who knows how that driver is. This is the future Elon wants. All with zero accountability for faulty algorithms.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Never mind his childlike need for sycophancy, this dense motherfucker doesn't even know what a question is.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

"All of a sudden... out of nowhere" the courts come up with this new thing called Habeas Corpus, that's BEEN A THING since 1679! He is so unbelievably incapable of any form of public representation. He knows nothing of how a government works. A clear and present danger to this country.

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

Since Signal wasn't insecure enough, they are using third party apps for archival. And those apps got hacked. Might as well post war plans on Facebook and save our enemies some time. This is criminal negligence. Treasonous negligence. www.nbcnews.com/tech/securit...

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Good on Greyhound for telling ICE to "Gargle my balls!"

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The USA used to not negotiate with terrorists. Now we pardon them and pay out settlements to their survivors. If I were in charge, the only offer would have been a bill for the bullet and the cleanup. apnews.com/article/ashl...

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Sounds like an underwater Exxon Valdez in the making. I don't trust Russian engineering. jasondeegan.com/russia-plans...

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Scumbag deserves to be in El Salvador before a bunch of innocent migrants. www.axios.com/2025/05/05/d...

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Israel must be stopped. But what can we do when neither party will oppose them? www.axios.com/2025/05/05/i...

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Where's this money suddenly coming from? And I bet they round them up and deport them instead of paying out. www.axios.com/2025/05/05/t...

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How do you spin this? We can't pay down student loans. We can't have healthcare. We can't have school lunches. But they find $1000 a head to convince immigrants to self deport? This should be a democrat talking point! apnews.com/article/trum...

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They are walking this madness back because nobody knows how to enact it, and I'm sure they know that any reasonable judge won't call making films overseas a National Security issue. Grampa is demented and drooling, signing whatever his handlers tell him to. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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A reporter asks Trump about the image of him as the Pope because some found it offensive. He forgets he posted it himself and denies any knowledge of it, but says "the Catholics" loved it. Come on, 25th. Rid us of dementia Donnie.

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Air traffic control hardware for the Newark airport is so bad, that after a spate of recent outages, 5 air traffic controllers have taken "trauma leave" to deal with the stress. I would greatly reconsider flying during the rest of this administration. nypost.com/2025/05/05/u...

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The President of the Art Institute of Chicago is on involuntary leave after stripping on a plane while influenced by alcohol and prescription drugs. It's such a relief to see that my President isn't the only one who's a complete embarrassment! hyperallergic.com/1010078/art-...

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Texas AG Ken Paxton upset that schoolchildren in Austin might have gotten a worthwhile education; vows to make sure that never happens again. After Trump, Ken Paxton's obituary is one of my most highly anticipated. Fuck that lazy eyed psycho. www.kut.org/education/20...

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North Carolina Supreme court 2024 election is finally over! A judge ordered Allison Riggs' win to be certified! A fantastic victory against GOP election subversion! www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/u...

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If I saw this in my news feed, I wouldn't immediately think it was satire. Just another day in Krasnov country.

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Holy crap. Oklahoma has put 2020 election denial into the public school curriculum. Maybe MTG is right. Maybe we really do need a red/blue divorce. The fuck.

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They can't even get their pet chatbot to parrot their ridiculous party line bullshit. An algorithm built of logic cannot mimic the cognitive dissonance required to be a Republican in 2025.

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Shaq dumped his 2 Swasticar cuck trucks and replaced them with Escalade IQs. Good on Shaq. Fuck Musk and his shitty cars. supercarblondie.com/shaquille-on...

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A May 4th classic. Mark Hamill remains undefeated.

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If Joe Biden gave this interview every conservative network would have their medical experts declare him brain dead and start a campaign to pull the plug. The president refuses to uphold the Constitution. That's the first thing they make them swear to do. apnews.com/article/trum...

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Over 100 days in, and every problem they have is still Biden's fault. What's the statute of limitations on a presidency? When is their failure all theirs? Maybe we shouldn't pull that thread because this regime may take a decade or more to fix... If we get the chance.

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I think one thing Trump can actually claim is turning the world against far right bullshit. That's his legacy. Showing the world just how fucking stupid this path is and the world is taking notice. www.cnbc.com/2025/05/06/f...

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In an authoritarian regime, telling the truth is a Hostile and Political Act.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

A reminder that JD Vance's name doesn't match his birth certificate, so under the SAVE Act he can't vote without his husband's permission.

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

How come it's "children only need 2 dolls and 5 pencils" and not "nobody needs a billion dollars"? Austerity for the 99%, tax cuts for the 1%. He's just begging for a France 1789-style revolution. "Let them play with 2 dolls"

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The shittiest Supreme Court in my lifetime strikes again. Trump is allowed to ban transgender soldiers while appeals continue. www.npr.org/2025/05/06/n...

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BREAKING: Rapist doesn't like to hear the word "No". apnews.com/video/carney...

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Time is running out to stop Israel as they begin to implement their "Final Solution." It's not antisemitic to resist imperialism and genocide. www.cbsnews.com/news/israeli...

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AOC doesn't want to follow Connelly as the head Dem on the Oversight committee. I think she would have been great, but so will Jasmine Crockett! It's time for a new generation of leadership. www.axios.com/2025/05/06/a...

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The RealID deadline is tomorrow, but noncompliant passengers will still be able to fly with additional screening. Don't expect any flexibility on ID when elections come around, though. If the GOP didn't have double standards, they'd have none at all. apnews.com/article/real...

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This billboard in Times Square shares some important information. Juries are able to reject the application of a law if it doesn't serve justice. Just in case you might need to know.

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Freight Technologies Inc. CEO Javier Selgas said that buying $20 million of Trump coin would be “an effective way to advocate for fair, balanced and free trade between Mexico and the U.S.” In other words, naked bribery. The founding fathers would revolt again! www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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One of the dumbest men in government decides he will look smarter if he gets rid of the smartest and most experienced; orders a 20% reduction in top-ranked officers. This guy shouldn't have been confirmed. But like everyone else, his job is to destroy his department. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

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This is why state charges are so important. This moron gave a qanon hacker root access to voting machines and got prison for it. Now Trump wants her free but he can't pardon her himself. This terrorist needs to stay in jail. www.cpr.org/2025/05/05/t...

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This is why state charges are so important. This moron gave a qanon hacker root access to voting machines and got prison for it. Now Trump wants her free but he can't pardon her himself. This terrorist needs to stay in jail. www.cpr.org/2025/05/05/t...

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One of the dumbest men in government decides he will look smarter if he gets rid of the smartest and most experienced; orders a 20% reduction in top-ranked officers. This guy shouldn't have been confirmed. But like everyone else, his job is to destroy his department. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

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