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I am from New Jersey. I want to go outside
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At the art museum. 5 yo: I hope they have paintings of Iron Chef!

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Amazon is going to put 007 in Middle Earth for a few movies.

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Ever since I was a child it has been my dream to build my personal brand to a position where I follow 120k users on BlueSky.

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The Goodies - The Dum Dum Ditty [USA, girl group/pop](1965) https://redd.it/19ejsbu https://youtu.be/bAsrsCHhe6M

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Trying to find new bands by going door to door asking neighbors if they have any recommendations. So far not great - most people think I'm selling solar panels and get angry. Then I explain myself and they get less angry, but still pretty angry. One guy said I should check out Steely Dan 😤

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Just said "That sounds awful" three times in 10 seconds.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

We were all very into Saucony for a while there, huh?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Reading books. Drinking tea. Laying on the couch. Eating chips.

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Blowing my mind right now how the word "gutters" kinda looks like what it is.

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#Philly

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Eating one of these is what I think it would feel like if God were to reach out from the heavens and warmly embrace you.

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I Vivinpiega - Come Un Sogno [Italy - Library, Lounge, Easy Listening, Minimal Synth] (1970) Released by "L'Oréal Coiffure" this LP for their associated hairdressers and barber shops around Italy in order to put guests "at ea https://redd.it/m7vy62 https://youtu.be/Q9mYpi8D4a0

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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

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Please read

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The Vigs - Just For You/On The Budapest-Seoul Express [USA, Lounge Pop](‘76) dreamy pop that gets funky! https://redd.it/k2y6kn https://youtu.be/tgcBiNedYXI

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Just some doodles from last night.

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Days like this, when the sky and ground are the same color, is when I most believe in Norwegian black metal.

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There’s a lesson here somewhere

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This is the counteroffer to Could you please stop using this little handful of slurs

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

Raccoon Proble

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Super Bowl Prediction: a commercial will introduce a third Kelce brother, a foot taller than the others, a silent monstrous kelce with lifeless eyes... black eyes, like a doll's eye.

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

You know what? I’m about to say it…I don’t care if Eli Manning makes the Fan Duel Kick of Destiny

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

We watched Newsies this week for family movie night and now my kids are non-stop singing, dancing, trying to sell me newspapers, and going on strike.

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If you are doing an anti-Super Bowl thing I suggest you watch my comedy special for free on YouTube! It even has some sports jokes in it so it’s like theme appropriate.

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When you get down to it, the world is simply covered with surfaces

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

Salem Horror Fest is proud to announce our live podcast lineup for our 8th year: Faculty of Horror Girl, That’s Scary! The Horror Show We are also proud to welcome back Xero Gravity as host for Opening Night & feature length selections! @xghorror.bsky.social @girlthatsscary.bsky.social

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The Toxic Avenger was filmed a few town over from where I grew up and those streets, cars, buildings, haircuts, clothes look so familiar that every time I watch that movie I swear I can TASTE the air of those North East Jersey streets.

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I am going to buy a used big muff distortion pedal and then I'm going to undo the mess caused by this current administration. 🦾

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment