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Back on your Deliverectum McDonald's now are we, Ella-Mae?

Will the Telegraph never cease terrorising the world's tiny violin manufacturers?

Early indications suggest that the AfD have performed less well than expected in the German elections. Perhaps their more moderate supporters have seen the wild shitshow happening way out west and decided that perhaps the far right doesn't have the simple answers they claim to.

Guys, this looks important. The Honeybun needs a good home.

New format idea for Radio 4's Pick of the Weak: The Rest is Just A Podcast Being Broadcast-cast.

Given how much care and attention goes in to the tonality of most #CBBC programmes, i'm somewhat mystified by how much they've come to rely on the animated import Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, which i find hugely repetitive and quite problematic in some respects.

Spoil a children's favourite: Mysterious Cities of Goole

The Great Leslie appear to be Maneskin after a lengthy session of pressure washing. #Eurovision #Chefsache

I mean, obviously, there should only be one choice for New Pope.

Here, i updated this for you.

Just worked out what Cosby off of #Eurovision #Chefsache sounds like - It's Leave (Get Out) by Jojo. There's one for the kids.

Come on RTL, put an HD feed free to air at 19.2E. It's like trying to watch a cheap VHS tape.

Don't Scare The Hare but for selecting a new pope

Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...

Amanda Holden's cackle is the most evil sound this side of the phrase "here's the new one from Blink 182". #BGT

Just want to give a quick shout out to all women suffering from domestic violence. It's beyond horrific, you don't deserve it and you can and will escape it when you're ready. Solidarity 0808 2000 249

I think Nadia off of #AlanSugarsBusinessIdiots / #TheApprentice has a fine future ahead of her in American politics.

This shouldn't take long. #TheApprentice #AlanSugarsBusinessIdiots

Sorting thru the stash of Tapes just arrived. Look what’s there…. Could it be a mega rare Unsigned copy?…… FFS! Did the man sign everything he touched? I bet his signature was on his wife’s arse & every pub toilet wall he ever visited

New episode of iain lee - The Interviews. Today it's only Brian Bloody Wilson! open.spotify.com/episode/0LrU...

Some things in life are completely unavoidable, like Ria Lina doing a joke about Winter Fuel Allowance on a panel show.

The adverts are on: - Have you considered gambling? - Do you love somebody? Buy something from a website for them. - Buy another mobile phone. - Buy a funeral plan. - Write a will for a charity. Fuck your family. We've got staff to pay. - Why not try *this* gambling instead?

I'll be honest, this is one of the best we've done to date.

I'm calling it. The real winner of #SanRemo is Gabry Ponte.

This aged well. We're now watching the winning act. #SanRemo

Willie Peyote is excellent and his song is a lot of fun. #SanRemo

What's your sign?

Roses are dead Cut down in their prime So here's a paradox This poem doesn't rhyme

I appear to have found myself at the more civilised end of the country and more importantly, have found breakfast.

Just passed through Warrington Bank Quay, or as its known locally Wazza Bazza Quazza.

Soundtrack to this article, courtesy of @lancashirehotpots.bsky.social ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JGc...