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making computers better using brains and making brains better using computers. computational neuro and dumb little web apps sticking a steam wand directly into my brain and frothing it like a cappuccino at @kordinglab. senior research scientist at JHU/APL
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i like rust and when I have questions about it i usually ask @sharphall.org . if you want to start writing better rust, you should read this blog :)

The worst happened. We were DOGE’d. Our NSF funding is gone. So now there’s nothing stopping me from sharing Expert Voices Together, a crisis response system for US-based researchers and journalists facing harassment. It's a true passion project. 🧵 1/ expertvoicestogether.org

we need oysters but for air

I worked with @zey.bsky.social and others (@DK! ❤️) on an open-source donation-matching project during the first trump admin. Then Sahil had an article written about himself and claimed the project as his own invention. Not surprised he's a DOGE'er.

As a follow-up to the Kaiser interview, here is my exchange with Dr. Bhattacharya starting Sunday evening... 1/n

Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb.)

In a recent podcast @dyamins.bsky.social argues: "We want to be able to use the model of the digital brain as a neurobiomedical discovery and diagnostic design platform." neuroscience.stanford.edu/news/buildin... - That view is popular and I believe that there is a fundamental logical error. Thread

❌ NOTICE Federal US website newly deleted. https://brainhealth.gov Action taken by the Department of Health and Human Services (National Institutes on Aging, NIH) at or around 2025-05-01 06:11:34.

I've been truly astonished at the number of VC/PE people I've spoken to who are sure doctors and lawyers are a doomed species in 2026, but VCs still have a few more decades left

truly living in the future, i'm listening to a room of twenty students read twenty final presentations written by chatgpt.

In the US, about 40K car deaths per year; pop is 330M. ~1 out of every 8K are killed by cars each year. If driving from age 16-76, odds they've killed with their car over lifespan is ~1% If you know N=150 people, (1-(1-p)ᴺ), ~80% chance you know someone who has killed someone else with their car.

I love Okeanos Explorer. Whenever I need a science pick-me-up I tune in and see the most incredible thing ever and then I go back to answering dumb emails www.youtube.com/@oceanexplor...

In all seriousness, my first thought on hearing of the Pope's death was "aw, that's sad" and my second thought was "okay time to start repeatedly refreshing the Chatner" and @dannymlavery.bsky.social DELIVERED

I always knew confirmation bias was the worst! check out @kordinglab.bsky.social and @comm4rigor.bsky.social today :)

🧠 The #MICrONS project just released the most detailed brain map ever—82K neurons, 523M synapses, all open for exploration. Dive in thanks to #BossDB: github.com/aplbrain/bos... #Neuroscience #OpenScience #Connectomics #3DThursday #syGlass @alleninstitute.bsky.social @jhuapl.bsky.social

The great thing about being the paper of record is that you can always find the most unbiased, authoritative sources of expertise around which to center your feature articles.

just wrote a browser extension so you can give bluesky users "strikes" github.com/j6k4m8/skeet...

Here at Princeton, we’re amplifying our university president’s leadership. It’s time for everyone - faculty, students, staff - to speak out. tl;dr: rights can’t be blackmailed. From me and science colleagues: www.dailyprincetonian.com/article/2025...

Community for Rigor provides free, open-access trainings on scientific rigor. Its first unit, on confirmation bias, launched last week. The Transmitter discussed the new program with two of its creators. @callimcflurry.bsky.social www.thetransmitter.org/community/le...

#paleo science!!! We built ML fossil segmentation tools to save paleontologists time and money. Everything is online and open-source! Amazing collab with @melanieduring.com + @kordinglab.bsky.social @perahlberg.bsky.social at @uuvertpalaeo.bsky.social @upenn.edu @jhuapl.bsky.social @jhu.edu @ki.se!

New paper released! Chapter 5 of my PhD, co-led by Jordan Matelsky. Among other techniques I spend a great deal of time studying fossils using X-ray or soecifically synchrotron radiation techniques, similar to the methods used in radiology at hospitals to make internal injuries visible.

for pity’s sake, I am BEGGING university leaders to stop framing this issue in terms of what this will cost the university. people dont care! EXPLAIN WHAT THIS WILL COST THE PUBLIC: closed hospitals and clinics, skipped treatments, loss of access to experimental drugs, unemployment, recession

Synaptoneurosomes seem incredibly awesome. Lots of "micro-neurons". It should be easy to perturb them. Understand them one by one. 2p stimulate them. Voltage image them. Why does this not appear to be happening?

go birds 🗑️ 🦅 🍰

I know this site only reaches a subset of neuro/ cog professors. If you know a young professor in the area who would benefit from a week of targeted learning about doing good science, good mentoring, networking etc, it would be great if you could forward them: compneurosci.com/Neuro4Pros/i...

the news is bad enough right now that it's making it through all my muted words

That is 32 5-year biomedical research grants to study cancer, Alzheimer’s, blindness, diabetes, heart disease, infectious disease, etc… Grateful the pilot is OK. Martin Baker just sent out another tie.

PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

I use the "trouble" mnemonic ALL the time and never knew where I learned it — thank you @b0rk.jvns.ca !!