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jordanbemyname.bsky.social
31. Anti social extrovert. Your fave Aquarius. Taboo Enthusiast. Waiting for D’Angelo to release new music. I like reading and getting my nails done. 📍615
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Traveling across time zones in your 30s hit different and not in a good way lmao 😵‍💫😭

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Grown adults chewing with their mouths open…..are you a horse? Are you a goat?? Please, stop!

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i love monaleo so much

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Still celebrating my birthday 💜🥳

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Let me not forget who the fuck I am

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Just like that I’m back in a bad mood smdh

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Running on 2 hours of sleep smh I hate early morning travel

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Co-presidents Trump & Musk are gaming us—pretending to cut “government waste” while plotting to rob us blind and push a permanent billionaire tax cut that will add trillions to the debt they care about only during elections. The thing is—the con is so g damn obvious! (Video 🧵)

submitted 8 days ago • 95 comments

Trump doesn’t want to be President. He wants to be a King, a Dictator, a CEO. Which is rich, considering he’s failed at literally everything except getting sued.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I want my scalp massaged

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Quote this with your Favorite Drunk Video 🤣🤣🤣

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Not I actually got some sleep last night …

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This month’s read

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I will never have a car without leather seats. I know temperature wise it’s annoying but it’s easier to keep clean and doesn’t hold stench. This uber ride is musty 😷🤢

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I’m officially over my Facebook marketplace addiction

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I was born legendary on the 11th of February! Happy birthday to me! #31 ♒️🥳

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Work whooped my ass today..like made me work for this little check

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Celebrating my Black ass birthday during Black History Month is one of my favorite things lol

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Twitter saying Serena Williams corny. Your MAMMY corny bitch. Drake has been harassing her in MUSIC, in PERSON, in INTERVIEWS for years. Sending subs to her EX, Common. Subbing her HUSBAND. She has not said a thing. She is MARRIED WITH 2 KIDS. Men think they own you forever.

submitted 18 days ago • 47 comments

I don’t trust anyone black who didn’t enjoy the halftime performance. Truly.

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

The NFL wanted entertainment. Kendrick Lamar gave them accountability.

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

I just door dashed a sub for $23 because I didn’t bring lunch nor did I have time to run out in between meetings and this shit was worth every penny 😭🤤🙌🏾

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The think pieces that are being written about Kendrick’s SB performance are very unnecessary. For those who enjoyed it like I did please don’t argue with these people who didn’t enjoy it. Realized we witnessed greatness and appreciate it for what it was.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Yall make me sick. STFU

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m ready to quit working

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Our Galentine’s celebration 💞❣️

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Seeing all the Galentine’s celebrations just warms my heart 🩷❤️💜

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Ok Brianna Barnes! 😍😍

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Birthday set ♒️🥳💅🏽💁🏽‍♀️

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I just watched Rob Peace and now I’m mad

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so mad that I have things to do this evening. 😭 I’m mfn tired!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This lady posted Dr. Umar has an event 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is his intro

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Justice for Love Jones. It's a good movie.

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments