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Don't you dare read these posts - or skeets, as I suppose the radical left calls them - in the voice of Kermit the Frog.
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Vegetables are gay.

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In fact, society is an evolutionary trait. By that same token, so are sociopaths. The role of the sociopath in egalitarian societies was to go forward with ugly decisions in times of crisis, but if the sociopath got out of hand, they'd simply beat him to death. Paradoxical for sure.

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In Ezekiel 74:12, the wine merchants are doing their thing when the Israelites arrive, and what do you think happened then? Well, I think you know. It was chaos, of course.

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Have you ever, EVER heard of a waffle without the little square pits? Strong borders do indeed save syrup, and that's no joke.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Well I would say that, in fact, it is easy being green, and I would suggest that, if frogs would take more responsibility for their, you know, lot in life, that they'd find the experience of being green a whole lot easier.

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I've been struck by an overwhelming urge to destroy my digestive system to demonstrate my manhood, which is both primal and primordial. I'm not concerned about my anus, whatsoever.

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You cannot deny that the existence of werewolves is an apt indictment of the transgenderism ideology.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

What's even the point of having a good time if it's at the expense of not shitting your own pants? Go on, tell me, tough guy.

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We can't forget that Avril Levigne's misandry is pervasive. When we say "c ya later boi," what we're saying is that we'll c the boi never. It's astoundingly dishonest, encapsulating the overarching problem with Canadian feminism.

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I don't know if you've ever considered this, but a crab is inherently an imflammatory statement, and I consider that offensive. Don't you?

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