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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com 🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens 🧠 Undiagnosed ADHD 🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com 🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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I got assigned ticket #420 in Jira yesterday. Awesome.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Had some very sudden and very big vet bills pop up and this goober needed xrays. Would anyone be interested in illustration commissions to help cover the costs?

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Fishing to guide fish into hard to reach places

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Anyone out there funding social web stuff right now?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Absolutely laughable to call gaming "one of the most expensive hobbies around" because a video game costs ten dollars more. Gamers are children and should be treated with distain.

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

I've got a mind like a steel tarp

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

when publishers and geoff keighleys of the world say "we need the next balatro", they mean that everybody should do this and then publishers should get to swoop in 6 months from release, promote the game, and take an absurd sales cut for the privilege

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I've been keeping this a public secret for over a year. I can't wait for folks to experience my work on it, but mostly I can't wait for you to watch the incredible amount of amazing micro TV shows that I got to be one of the earliest fans of. Blippo+, on PC and Switch this fall.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Oh fuck you codblops

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Catching up on Doctor Who and suddenly... Greg Davies (Taskmaster)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Getting the annoying urge to make a Nonogram game.

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Happy to report that Scarlet / Violet run like a dream on Switch 2. Bodes well for the eventual Gen 10.

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Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you sometimes need to bite down on something? Drywall Eating Simulator is a physics-based 3D adventure simulator about eating drywall as a result of interacting with society. Wishlist now on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

This came to me in a dream.

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I understand for piracy reasons why Nintendo wouldn't just do the "every Switch 2 is a dev kit" approach but that would have been so good for the indie scene. I'm so spoiled by the @play.date's approach to that.

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Rune Factory 6... we might be so back? RF1 was special but so rough, I skipped to RF4 which was a janky masterpiece, RF5's transition to 3D was pretty bad, and from the bit I'm playing of 6 I think they might have stuck the landing.

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Switch 2 kickstand is real good y'all

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If Hideo Kojima can make Death Stranding all by himself there’s simply no excuse for other solo devs not to be making games on a similar scale

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

game conferences

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🔴🟡🔵 ‼️ BIG WALK ‼️ 🔵🟡🔴 (repost if u agree)

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

easy isometric pixel art is still coming... with a ton of new features! create anything with easymetric soon on @aseprite.org

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comparison of linear interpolation on y and x vs none. there is no fill or depth test applied, this is the raw displacement.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

We're really just going through with all this, aren't we aftermath.site/summer-game-fe...

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

"Play LoFI video pinball in a variety of liminal spaces' VAPORWAVE PINBALL Fun fact time: -Out now! - Designed for hungover people by hungover people -OST and SFX made on a Nintendo switch -Steam deck compatibility update happening soon store.steampowered.com/app/2465930/... #pitchyagame

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

#PitchYaGame what's up! I'm working on #FishHeaven, a 3D arcade fishing game in a custom engine for the @play.date (1-bit handheld with a crank). Complete all the Lake Rituals to help your arch-angelfish friend re-enter the Fish Heaven.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

What sort of game merch have you actually purchased and actively enjoy? What are some things that you've been waiting to see on offer?

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

So that was a hard secret to keep! All of the games in Season Two are absolutely stellar and I'm very excited to be a part of it. #playdate

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

Let’s goo #NintendoSwitch2

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Do I know any #FPS or #BoomerShooter dev's who would like to do a bundle on Steam?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot for the life of me find where I purchased Deltarune 1+2. It wasn't Steam or Itch.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Sheesh! EARLY morning delivery.

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I’ve found the best way to flesh out my game’s fish religion Deep Lore (Ictheology) is to rant about what I’ve got so far to semi-interested parties and answer questions. What’s a good question-soliciting platform to keep all the Fish Apologetics in one place?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Sinus infection! Huzzah

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments