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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com 🖥️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens 🧠 Undiagnosed ADHD 🔊 Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com 🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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My parents recently (!) asked me if I’d heard of Brain Age for the Nintendo DS, and if they still make it. (The game *and* the system.)

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It’s happening - Desktop Fishing launches TODAY at 7 PM (CEST)! 🐟🎉 Get your rod ready, grab a snack, and join us on the most relaxing fishing trip you’ve ever had. Wishlist while you wait 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/3411730/... #indiegames #cozygames #gamedev

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Hi Everyone, I made a Sudoku Game for #Playdate where you can go back in time to prevent disaster. I really appreciate shares/RTs. Hoping it gets accepted to the Catalog. jordanklooster.itch.io/time-travell...

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Mug from Misfit Coffee (MPLS)

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New album coming Aug 25th!! #New #music #album #triphop #singer #song

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The goal of every tech professional is to retire immediately outside of the industry and that's incredibly telling

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I'm like one bad month away from just making artisinal shit for a living. Microbatch coffee, salts, teas, cotton candy, marshmallows.

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We never elect a Fish Pope, it's always some Guy

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wait holy shit (<- realised something)

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90% of frontend developer job listings right now are AI or web3 and I'm about to just start farming potatoes instead.

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guy who shows up from a time portal in 2019 and promptly kills 19 corvids because he didn't hear the mission right

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What sort of game merch have you actually purchased and actively enjoy? What are some things that you've been waiting to see on offer?

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Can't wait to see what the twee yippee-skippy push notification from Rippling is if we get furloughed.

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I really miss my 11" netbook. Does anyone still make those?

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I had a Poseidon joke, but my knowledge of Greek mythology comes almost entirely from Percy Jackson and the Hades games so I'm an unreliable source for this.

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I continue to believe that King Gizzard could do a Christmas album. They could go Steamroller Mode

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Watching the rain

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This looks like...the actual worst thing I've ever seen.

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Tempted to post a rap a day and tag Teenage Engineering until I get sponsored

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🔥 It's happening! Disney and Universal are suing Midjourney and they cited mine and Gary Marcus' work exposing their infringement in their filing. LET'S GO! 🔥

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The spiral this just sent me down... god I miss the prevalence of orbs 🥲 the people don't need complicated loot, we need 3-colour orb to press button and absorb 😤👍🏾

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"Quiet Working" is the latest destructive trend where workers work for a paycheck

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just because it is wednesday does not mean it cannot also be a happy monday

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The nice thing about not having brand loyalty is they all suck

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I have decided by royal decree that all game development team sizes fort with will be 30 people. No more. No less. Maybe a bench of substitutes. Let's treat it like a sport. @fifa call me.

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Please check this out and wishlist it. It's been an honor to work on this and would love to be able to finish and ship it

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The thing about clicking Apply to 100 jobs is no one responds

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Apparently hot take: I think Liquid Glass looks neato

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I got assigned ticket #420 in Jira yesterday. Awesome.

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Had some very sudden and very big vet bills pop up and this goober needed xrays. Would anyone be interested in illustration commissions to help cover the costs?

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Fishing to guide fish into hard to reach places

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