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Jordan Carroll (he/him) jordancarroll.com πŸ–₯️ Senior Frontend Engineer / GameDev / Ex-HoloLens 🧠 Undiagnosed ADHD πŸ”Š Mad Noise Scientist https://bsky.app/profile/ourladyofstatic.com 🏝️ #2 Bionicle Fan
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My parents recently (!) asked me if I’d heard of Brain Age for the Nintendo DS, and if they still make it. (The game *and* the system.)

It’s happening - Desktop Fishing launches TODAY at 7 PM (CEST)! πŸŸπŸŽ‰ Get your rod ready, grab a snack, and join us on the most relaxing fishing trip you’ve ever had. Wishlist while you wait πŸ‘‰ store.steampowered.com/app/3411730/... #indiegames #cozygames #gamedev

Hi Everyone, I made a Sudoku Game for #Playdate where you can go back in time to prevent disaster. I really appreciate shares/RTs. Hoping it gets accepted to the Catalog. jordanklooster.itch.io/time-travell...

Mug from Misfit Coffee (MPLS)

New album coming Aug 25th!! #New #music #album #triphop #singer #song

The goal of every tech professional is to retire immediately outside of the industry and that's incredibly telling

I'm like one bad month away from just making artisinal shit for a living. Microbatch coffee, salts, teas, cotton candy, marshmallows.

We never elect a Fish Pope, it's always some Guy

wait holy shit (<- realised something)

90% of frontend developer job listings right now are AI or web3 and I'm about to just start farming potatoes instead.

guy who shows up from a time portal in 2019 and promptly kills 19 corvids because he didn't hear the mission right

What sort of game merch have you actually purchased and actively enjoy? What are some things that you've been waiting to see on offer?

Can't wait to see what the twee yippee-skippy push notification from Rippling is if we get furloughed.

I really miss my 11" netbook. Does anyone still make those?

I had a Poseidon joke, but my knowledge of Greek mythology comes almost entirely from Percy Jackson and the Hades games so I'm an unreliable source for this.

I continue to believe that King Gizzard could do a Christmas album. They could go Steamroller Mode

Watching the rain

This looks like...the actual worst thing I've ever seen.

Tempted to post a rap a day and tag Teenage Engineering until I get sponsored

πŸ”₯ It's happening! Disney and Universal are suing Midjourney and they cited mine and Gary Marcus' work exposing their infringement in their filing. LET'S GO! πŸ”₯

The spiral this just sent me down... god I miss the prevalence of orbs πŸ₯² the people don't need complicated loot, we need 3-colour orb to press button and absorb πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸΎ

"Quiet Working" is the latest destructive trend where workers work for a paycheck

just because it is wednesday does not mean it cannot also be a happy monday

The nice thing about not having brand loyalty is they all suck

I have decided by royal decree that all game development team sizes fort with will be 30 people. No more. No less. Maybe a bench of substitutes. Let's treat it like a sport. @fifa call me.

Please check this out and wishlist it. It's been an honor to work on this and would love to be able to finish and ship it

The thing about clicking Apply to 100 jobs is no one responds

Apparently hot take: I think Liquid Glass looks neato

I got assigned ticket #420 in Jira yesterday. Awesome.

Had some very sudden and very big vet bills pop up and this goober needed xrays. Would anyone be interested in illustration commissions to help cover the costs?

Fishing to guide fish into hard to reach places