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jordanflynn.bsky.social
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Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

submitted 21 hours ago • 659 comments

Ohhhhh boy…. That’s a lot of unshaded outdoor queue space… 😅😅😅😅😅😅

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

She the leader America needed. Watch this if you’re still dreaming of what could have been 😔

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

But Marrrrrkkkkk 🤣🤣 where’d it go Mark? 😅😅😅 (*said in the tone of that one high school group project leader when one of the group members didn’t finish their part of the project*) (Genuinely love @mcuban.bsky.social on this app tho, for realsies 😆)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Then again… I could see her thinking “been there, done that. Let’s do something new” 🤷‍♂️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

#Beyonce thought: Act iii: rock… I definitely subscribe to that theory But what if, maybe even a bonus act… a jazz genre blend with rap/hiphop and old school influences like Cowboy Carter… Almost a companion to The Great Gatsby’s soundtrack, a modern sound on jazz staples. Could be fun! 🤷‍♂️😅🤣

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

submitted 4 days ago • 2192 comments

It’s getting scary out there yall…. 👀

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

And this one!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Easy.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

submitted 9 days ago • 34 comments

But ultimately history will judge him as the guy who refused to convict Trump after Jan 6th in the Senate and allow him to run for president again.

submitted 10 days ago • 263 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I believe!

submitted 14 days ago • 349 comments

Some photos to cleanse your timeline. 🏝️

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, but Grant and Sattler wanted that dig site funding more #sellouts 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Couldn’t have said it any better myself! All of these artists are incredibly talented and deserving of their nominations/wins. (Especially queen mother Beyoncé)

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

By the way "The Big Short" is mandatory viewing IMO. It's dramatized so if you're looking for a documentary on the 2008 financial crisis you can probably do better but it very much captures the important lessons of how soulless and STUPID big money people are.

submitted 20 days ago • 28 comments

MOTHER!!!! #beyonce #grammys

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Wait… where’s #Beyonce??? #grammys????

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely obsessed with #Severance and this is one of the many reason why.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oh look

submitted 24 days ago • 293 comments

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

submitted 25 days ago • 4872 comments

For those of you who watched Season 1 of #Severance when it originally aired… how in the HELLLL were you able to survive the last 3 years after THAT cliffhanger??? Like omg! Haha 🤣 phenomenal show, but I’d lose my mind if I had to wait that long for season 2!

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 27 days ago • 596 comments

Repost your top 3 albums by your favorite artist/band (unfortunately you only have 3 options)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

By erasing it, or trying to, they make it more memorable. The Internet is written in indelible ink.

submitted 28 days ago • 419 comments

If this wins Best Picture over….. literally ANYTHING else… I’m gonna lose it 🤣 Like I don’t care which other nominee wins, but as long as it’s not that one, I’m satisfied 😆😆

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Okayyyy. Following #EmptyQueueProject immediatelyyyy 🤣 this is so freakin awesome. I love having extra time to look more at the attention to detail in theme park queues. @robyeodesign.com

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The one and only @robyeodesign.com kicked off the 2022 Artist Spotlight class & is on the Mt. Rushmore of theme park artists. Is there anything he can’t do? Posters, pins, book covers, creating new lands and more, Rob cam do it all and does it the best. LINK: touringplans.com/blog/s6_arti...

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

The Caesar Salad dip (with some naan crackers) absolutely slaps too #traderjoes

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

@ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social Omg another theater/music/Beyonce gay!!! did I just make a new best friend? 🤣

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

And all Beyoncé’s people said… amen!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

www.texastribune.org/2025/01/20/c... My heart is breaking 💔 With GREAT sadness The world lost the BEST OF US Only 67 tragically taken away SHE DID SO MUCH FOR WOMEN Not just Texas all over our Country Her MOM, the late great Governor of TX Ann Richards My heartfelt condolences

submitted 34 days ago • 60 comments

this is gonna be like when the containment unit was shut off in Ghostbusters

submitted 34 days ago • 43 comments

This is gold.

submitted 34 days ago • 927 comments

This has been a hard month for all of us, but I'll keep saying it: being alive right now is the most punk rock thing you can do. Fuck all these people, you are here and you are alive and defiant and I love you. I spend most of my days rn grateful to be in good company of kind souls and shitposters

submitted 101 days ago • 17 comments

I— Truly an embarrassment to the world. it's going to be a very difficult four years and unfortunately have consequences that last the rest of our lives.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments