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Born and raised in New Orleans. Now I do software engineering in New York City but I still have an unhealthy relationship with the New Orleans Saints and the New Orleans Pelicans. Fordham and LSU Alum.
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Don't know how I feel about this - his Detroit tenure ended pretty nasty - but honestly what could be worse than David Griffin at this point

An opposition party that promised to disappear Trump and his administration to El Salvador would rack up Reagan '84 numbers in the electoral college

Mike Johnson wouldn't know dignity if it sat on his head

Unexpected upside to this is my family will stop sending my kid cheap toys and trinkets that we don't need or want or even have space for

Kind of funny to chide people for panicking over the economy when conservatives have spent the last 30+ years panicking over everything from trans athletes to gay marriage to expanding social safety nets to increased business regulations etc

Introducing my new recession indicator, the "Olive Garden is Offering Buy One/Take One" index.

New Yorkers, please join me in sending a letter to every mayoral candidate demanding they pledge to increase library funding in New York. It lets you edit the letter too, which is great because the form includes my least favorite consultantism ("working families"). actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...

I know it's beside the point because Fain is a Grade A Dipshit but does he think the UAW pension just magically generates money out of thin air

Gotta admit, CNBC saying markets briefly rallied but not mentioning the reason for the rally was an entirely made up report of a 90-day pause by the White House on the tariffs is pretty fucking funny

You can see in real time when the markets realized there are no adults in the room

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.