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Tyler Skaggs pitched in the last one before this

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Pretty sure the Chesapeake already claimed this title

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Oh please. Everyone knows the next line after ivermectin failure is megadose ivermectin

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Tired: that’s absurd, peoples organs aren’t in different places Wired: that’s absurd, what surgeon is operating without imaging

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There’s clearly no intent even by these doofuses to give Canada 50ish electoral votes, right

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently 119 people on this flight have connections (thankfully I don’t). How many people can there even be on a New York to DC 737

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Finally landed after the connecting flight after the 15 hour one, and now just sitting on the tarmac waiting for the plane blocking our gate to finish rebalancing itself. Apparently they have to take out a couple dozen bags? Good times

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Necrotizing what now

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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, here goes

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Ah, back to A, where I get 9(6)’d on the regular. Didn’t really miss that

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This is just mailing it in

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A message Eric Adams is gonna hear loud and clear

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Not sure you can find a more damning indictment of the Free Press than this

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Putting the pitchbot out of business

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Four doctors in the senate and they’re all gonna vote for RFK. Decent chance literal polio survivor Mitch does too

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What would they do if I just grabbed that egg

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Exhale

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What would they do if I just grabbed that egg

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

A little hazy but makes for a nice visual

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I don’t have to come home to all the nonsense, do I?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

We will eventually

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Is it though? That account has fewer than 100k followers, and unless there’s suddenly lots of air disasters no one will…oh

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Credit where it’s due: this is the right answer from Hochul

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Not sure I’d accept this from Captain Phillips, and I think the only other two affected would be Sully and Jim Lovell

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