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https://jorddanfossil.straw.page hii I'm Jorddan, but you can call me Fossil too!!!! or J she/her
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soy jorddan

okay great now im gonna have to make a new straw page

There is only one variable.

release a scary album call it the scare occasions

Prometheus and Bob is the only good analog horror 😔

a silver platter covered in barbed wire

i don't get it

people are beautiful ❤️ the world is good

she sounds EXACTLY like newspaper zombie

women #awesome

just saw straight up phallus on my discover page how can things get worse

myyyyy name is post

what's good for you is bad for me

what's the point in being beautiful if nobody even agree :/

AGGGHHHHHH I WILL LITERALLY DIE WHEN I HEAR Darling, The Planets ON VINYL

so tired of the whole "we need people to have babies!!!" thing like do you seriously expect that in ANY UNIVERSE there will be no people taking the steps to do so whether intentionally or not. literally why does it concern you, it's not a problem. there is literally zero issue here.

the opposite

JOY

object show fans have ruined my life.

Are you ready to take FULL advantage of your phones new upgrades?! *presents the exact same terrible mobile games they do every time*

y'know

music to my nose!

caught being tragic on main

I feel like a horrible little leech.

based on the trajectory, I'm predicting my history teacher uses ai today

my life adds injury to insult

3 pound heart

it like really better not be called Mariokart 9, I always trip up on it when I'm trying to speak because of Mario Party 9

do NOT ask garfield how he's feeling rn

I took a 20 minute half-nap 6 hours ago. I might be screwed.

A Mood Meant for Headphones.

I kinda like emptying some thoughts out here. That's definitely been the best part of this. It feels a little silly when I just say things and get no reaction, but that's just how it is. I'm still not certain when I'm going to go back to discord, but I think it probably has to be before Wednesday.

I don't know what's going on around me! Life is like a blizzard.

sometimes I just feel like I'm just something to be observed

dunno why I have to advocate so hard for myself when someone else has lost something of mine