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jordhe.bsky.social
Musician, educator, let’s build a left coalition, he/him LA
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I want to apologize on behalf of all guitarists for that johnny depp commercial. He’s not really one of us

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

This is seriously one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. Like, see it’s not inflation because instead of buying two things they need people will just buy one thing. Which is fine …

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Drake painting a tunnel on the side of a mountain, watching Kendrick run right through, then smashing his face when he runs after

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of in depth takes but has anyone else noticed trump is just appointing celebrities? Like he’s just picking names he recognizes??

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a lot wrong with the world rn but Dinosaur Jr radio is still alright

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

This the group chat equivalent of robbing someone at gun point and taking their Italian loafers?

submitted 394 days ago • 0 comments

Street roomba! Mb it even plays a little song

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

A real roller-coaster of emotion already today: Wake up at 7 for no reason 👎 Start playing my little keyboard 👍 Forget to move my car for street cleaning 👎 Don't have a ticket 👍 Find a parking spot 👍👍 🔥Tamale stand on the walk home 👍👍👍 Tamale stand out of salsa 😭😭😭

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta be a way to clean the streets without moving all the cars

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

Proposal to revamp US education based on the correct use of punctuation. Apostrophe: HS Diploma Comma: Bachelors Semicolon: Masters Elipses...

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

Hi it's me Joe Biden after the chiefs win you will be required by law to listen to "football boi (Taylor's version)" on repeat for the rest of your life just like barack and I planned back in '07

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Why has the husky voice said "flying around" like 90 times

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible that streaming has looped us all the way back to pre tivo times when you can't pause a sports game nice work everyone

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

In football you can clobber everyone except the other team's special little guy and the SLG is different depending on the situation

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like a nice trophy but who is Vin Slum Barbie

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Postie bodied it and Reba is perfect ofc but if I were producing this show I would've had PM go country like he did and Reba go 2010 autotune arena pop like a little yin & yang

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

When did John Denver get all tatted up

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

Ok yes I'm watching the super bowl and that's on me but gd this is the most bedazzled thing I have ever seen. Maybe take it easy on the macho rhetoric if you're gonna use this much glitter

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

How many American pro sports teams have had a coach named Shanahan seems like a lot

submitted 397 days ago • 0 comments

The nice thing about everything having ads again is you can push mute and scroll with missing anything

submitted 398 days ago • 0 comments

Lil home improvement ick for you

submitted 399 days ago • 0 comments

Finally pushing play on the bear and the first musical cue is the refused 🔥

submitted 400 days ago • 0 comments

Having a whew that's finally over chat with the neighbor because there was weather for 3 days

submitted 401 days ago • 0 comments

Every time there's a Michael Kiwanuka cue it's like yeah, obviously. Perfect song

submitted 402 days ago • 0 comments

Uber for umbrellas is that anything

submitted 407 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone recommend a good e-reader app for a vr headset

submitted 408 days ago • 0 comments

Manchin spends his entire paycheck on pogs

submitted 409 days ago • 0 comments

neighborhood tamale stand is 🔥🔥 the only redeemed part of having to get up and repark for street cleaning

submitted 409 days ago • 0 comments

When your nela neighbors throw a rager it's all about pumpin those tuba lines

submitted 412 days ago • 2 comments

Alright besties: we’ve got another union walkout tomorrow, timed with the Oscar noms announcement. Don’t click on any links from Vanity Fair, Vogue, Bon Appetit, GQ, Glamour, Self, Allure, Teen Vogue, Condé Nast Traveler, etc: ✊ www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

submitted 417 days ago • 26 comments

I wonder when they'll realize naming every app "My..." is actually less personal

submitted 420 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift Eliot is that anything

submitted 422 days ago • 0 comments

tfw you realize Martin Luther King and Anne Frank were born the same year as Barbara Walters and Christopher Plummer and they only seem like they’re from Olden Times because they died so goddamn young

submitted 424 days ago • 13 comments