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the electrons in my computer laughing their asses off like "he thinks we're compiling shaders 😂😂😂"

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

i've had to pee like four times in the last two hours, am i gonna melt like that senator in the first x-men movie

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

schedule! i feel like playing game boy so it's game boy grab bag week! gonna load up some random roms and see what we find, come by if you have any suggestions :) all times are accurate!

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i’m in line at the pharmacy drive through do y’all need anything

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

it's weird to me that the writing in marvel rivals is so uneven. some of the character interactions are super lore-specific and cute/interesting but also all of spider-man's barks feel like he was written by chatgpt

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Aigh, it's time again, because Tedbob's bills says so! Opening up a few slots, so DM me if you're interested! (Made a slight adjustment to wording, since i've been asked numerous times)

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wtf are these sleep timer options youtube

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I’ve lost a contract that accounts for more than a third of my income so if you want to help support me somehow please consider the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, @vgbees.com or @rangedtouch.bsky.social patreons. All of these shows employ me and your contributions help ensure it stays that way

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I’ve lost a contract that accounts for more than a third of my income so if you want to help support me somehow please consider the @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, @vgbees.com or @rangedtouch.bsky.social patreons. All of these shows employ me and your contributions help ensure it stays that way

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@ryannorth.ca hey just out of curiosity did you have any input on the fantastic four in marvel rivals?

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introducing my new wife to my parents

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

if i were a foreign power planning an invasion of the united states i would probably wait until conditions were exactly right, like for instance if the entire federal government ground to a halt and then the senior leadership of the military was dismissed for whatever reason, something like that

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@batatvideogames.bsky.social

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thanks y'all for coming to stream! i beat super mario land 2 for the first time and the subsequent game boy grab bag was quite a good time as well. watch this week for a schedule on sunday!

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it's time for super mario land 2! another childhood favorite that i've never beaten; will today be the day?? www.twitch.tv/jordandotmp3

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

standing there for 10 minutes trying to deftly coax my bathtub into releasing exactly the correct number of water droplets per second in order to keep my pipes from exploding

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i think i've bought VVVVVV six times, which is fitting imo

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better be safe

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thanks for coming out for The Karate Kid and Kusogednesday! didn't expect to beat it in an hour lmao but the ensuing NES grab bag was very fun and educational. see you all friday at 4 pm central for Super Mario Land 2!

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it's time for kusogednesday! today i'm playing childhood favorite The Karate Kid for NES, which i'm told is actually a huge piece of shit twitch.tv/jordandotmp3

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What is your favorite jam?? 🍓🍑🍇🍒🍊🍋She will jam anything for you! Rare colored pencil doodle~ it was fun, and learned quite few things

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

try saying "street smart street shark" five times fast

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

i wanna get my palm read

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streamer friends, what advice can you give me about getting over that first real viewership hump, other than just "perseverance?"

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Cheetos are perfect. Okay? They're perfect.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

(high stakes West Side Story) HEY OFFICER KRUPKE, YOU'RE JUST A BIG TOAD IF YOUR SPEED DROPS UNDER FIFTY THE BUS WILL EXPLODE

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

streamer friends, what advice can you give me about getting over that first real viewership hump, other than just "perseverance?"

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

i got first place with groot, hela, scarlet witch, squirrel girl, star-lord and the punisher

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i am going to get first place in marvel rivals deathmatch with every character twitch.tv/jordandotmp3

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