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jordo4today.bsky.social

Jordo | #1 Weasel Dad | 28 he/they | NSFW | IRL NSFW tagged #JordoNSFW | 18+ ONLY

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Guess who’s scale was in an uneven spot and now weighs like 8 pounds more after moving it

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

what if mr reset from animal crossing came out of the tv and killed you. would that be scary or what

submitted 3 hours ago • 30 comments

Pre-FWA checklist - buy pants that fit me cuz I’m out - remember to get a badge - eat lots of pineapple - go weasel mode

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

LRP im Incineroar who’s the lucario

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Ajarakan :)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

@chibibuizel.bsky.social 's incineroar let himself go

submitted 9 hours ago • 9 comments

I swear even with gloves the pulley row machine at the gym always gives me the worst calluses on my hand

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Fighting the urge to nap on the couch so hard rn

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Swamp ass my beloved

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Doodles.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

A huge thanks to @bobertotter.bsky.social for drawing me and Beau having some one on one time. He drew Beau so hunky! #furryart #musclefur

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

THEY ADDED DISPLAY NAMES TO FA FINALLY I CAN CHANGE MY 2015 ASS USERNAME

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Watching 12 oz mouse while I have lunch and god I love this show

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

That’s it. 3 weeks in the crystal. Calm down, it’s only 3 weeks but it’s going to feel like 30000 years. Just get in the crystal.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

‪ "Free access to my pecs in the gym to keep everyone motivated~ ✨" Commission by @bweno.bsky.social, thank you!

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Gym bruh

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

It’s an “imagine my OC in an epic last stand fight with cool as fuck music” sort of morning

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I should be allowed to get high and chill on the couch as my job. I’d do such a good job at it.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

When I'm high I always feel WAY more full almost suddenly...

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Been forcing myself to write at least 1k words a day for commissions before I’m allowed to have fun and it’s actually working so far so 🫡

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Wearing a semi tight athleisure shirt at work today and my coworker grabbed my pec and said I was getting bigger and if I had a tail it’d be wagging super hard rn

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Throw me to the shortstack factory and I’ll come back pregnant

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Searching for Nokron, the Eternal City with Blaidd like.. #Art #Fanart

submitted 6 days ago • 24 comments

Shame I don’t really care for the GG series cuz this Potemkin design fucks so hard

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Oops, awkward 🫢

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

getting a bit too hot for Sam in all those heavy detective clothes

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Need to put guys in headlocks and watch them stop fighting back after some quality armpit time

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You scratched his mask in that last scramble... He ain't happy about it 🦵💢 2/3 of some amazing work by @higgsfigs.biiig.wang 💕

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Scot Speakin Kitty Kat bouncing on it expeditiously~ Commission for @lacksleep.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

sorry for not responding to any dms i am in hyper focus mode with doing commissions again and life in general ✌️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why aren’t you touching his feet??

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments